Just do what I do. Purchase and then act confused when challenged.
"I had thought it could be something we both share? That's why it's only 250cc! I was going to buy a liter bike but then I thought of you."
Also I like to quote past stupid things I did to lessen the impact of the current stupid thing I've done.
"Come on honeybear, I spent $1400 on way dumber. Remember that time I bought non-returnable carpet in the wrong color?" (this is a true story)
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