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      02-21-2008, 05:30 PM   #5
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Originally Posted by Kiemyster View Post
ohhhhhh boy. Heres their reasoning for "world dominance by the jews"
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The conspiracy was started by Semites (Egyptians) who sought to control the world by convincing the worlds population that the future can be seen in the movements of the heavenly bodies. The Semites then destroyed the sun, moon and stars with primitive rockets powered by the rapid release of gases created by fermenting yeast. The Semites then created artificial lighter then air satellites that we know as the current sun, moon and stars. The movements of these satellites are controlled by a secret organization of Semites (mostly Jews and some Egyptians) that use them to influence society, culture, and world markets through the psychological effects of horoscopes.

The ultimate goal of the conspiracy is clear: to bring the entire world under the control of the Jew.
Holy hell... I knew it was the Jews...

This is just further proof that Humans are So pathetically desperate to somehow make themselves matter as a species and as individuals that they will subscribe to the most ludicrous of Fairy tales if they offer but a small tidbit that can comfort on a dark night or ease the fear of death... It's sad, sad that humans haven't evolved beyond this childlike need for some over arching grandparent figure/figures...

Hell we have large groups of folks swearing that a Sci-Fi Author has the answers... Or that Magic underwear is somehow useful. It's sad that so many, can be so blind, so unable to cope that they require Mysticism and fairy tales to feel better...


Just remember it's the Jews Fault... Them Pesky Jews...
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