I try my best to NOT shit at work. I try to get it out of my system at promptly 5:30am every morning before I leave.
The minions here in the plant are...., gross. I don't trust these stalls. Plus..., they always get blown the fuck out. I hate going in there to just take a piss.
For God's sake, there are signs above the urinals that say "DO NOT PLACE TOILET PAPER OR PAPER TOWEL IN THE URINALS".
Oh I'm sorry, I forgot that I'm not supposed to wipe my pussy at the urinal.
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