UPDATE
Looks like my Indy BMW shop (who said it was my amp) and the Dealership (Who said it was my CCC) were wrong. I got the "MOST fiber optic optical loop bypass Female adapter" off Amazon and used it take the SAT DLP module out of the connection loop and now things are fine. So the $10 fixed worked this time.
I did have to modify the adapter because although it fits the TCU perfectly, it does not fit the AMP or SAT DLP. So I not so gracefully used some pliers to rip the plastic apart in small chunks
You'll see in my images what the final result looks like. Once I was satisfied, I super glued it and then wrapped it in duct tape (not shown).
Adapter:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01FREU5F8