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Originally Posted by P1et
You don't know who KITT is? Or David Hasselhoff? Or Justin Bieber?
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Dude, even I know kitt and David. The third is a mystery I dont want to solve, but it handled a shitty situation for me smoothly once.
Shortly after moving here my husband returned to Finland and our then one year old got a really bad throat infection. It developed during nap time, and I got a baby without a voice or an ability to breath well back from the bed. I couldn't find our health insurance info, the bloody hotline was stuck on a loop, the idiot i got to the phone was seriously pissing me off and the dear spouse was sleeping in a hotel thousands of miles away, and had disconnected the landline to the room. As you can see, not the best night.
I made the eldest read the Wikipedia from her tablet to the rest and I saw the headline about justin and a bong. It took me three seconds to stop running around and to get what I needed, an empty coke bottle, ice and an knife to cut it.
I made a cool air bong sort of breathing thing to the baby so he got the virus under control. Not my finest creation, but the most working one to the date anyway.
The idiot man had all our info with us in his backpack. A few polite and not at all loud words were shared with him the next day when he called. The kiddo was fine after 10 minutes with his bong, the spouse learned a lesson he will not forget, and I realized I have indeed some sort of MacGyver in me under serious pressure.
