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      04-14-2012, 11:23 PM   #1761
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      04-14-2012, 11:57 PM   #1762
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^ which one is u?
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      04-15-2012, 10:35 PM   #1763
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      04-15-2012, 11:50 PM   #1764
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      04-16-2012, 10:49 AM   #1765
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^ which one is u?
All of the above!

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      04-16-2012, 11:07 AM   #1766
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None of them are me and no I don't have a Facebook
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      04-16-2012, 12:14 PM   #1767
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def not her first time I take it.
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      04-16-2012, 01:48 PM   #1768
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      04-16-2012, 02:10 PM   #1769
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      04-19-2012, 04:09 PM   #1770
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Fap results in ED. It screws up your dopamine response and gives you limp dick when you're with a hot woman...
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      04-20-2012, 12:09 AM   #1771
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      04-20-2012, 12:20 AM   #1772
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[Excessive] Fap screws up your dopamine response and gives you limp dick when you're with a hot woman...
FTFY

I can argue the case that an regular sex/fap has an important role in dopamine and prolactin cycling and is healthier than abstinence.
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      04-20-2012, 12:31 AM   #1773
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      04-20-2012, 12:33 AM   #1774
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Where are all there women?

More importantly - why aren't they sitting on my face!?
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      04-20-2012, 12:33 AM   #1775
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      04-20-2012, 01:42 AM   #1776
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      04-23-2012, 03:06 PM   #1777
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I can argue the case that an regular sex/fap has an important role in dopamine and prolactin cycling and is healthier than abstinence.
You can, but when guys in their 20's/30's suffer from ED this is why. Just throwing that out there. Just trying to make them aware of what "porn creep" is.
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      04-23-2012, 04:44 PM   #1778
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      04-23-2012, 04:53 PM   #1779
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winner. i take ass over tits any day.
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      04-23-2012, 10:03 PM   #1780
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      04-23-2012, 10:08 PM   #1781
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yep you can buy tits and they are usually facing the other way anyhow.
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