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      10-30-2014, 07:42 AM   #1057
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What is it with girls and Target? That store is a better honey hole than Starbucks. Well, most do have Starbucks in them, so it's a double banger.

What gets me is all these damn campaign signs. If it weren't so late in the season, I would consider getting Billup For Pres signs made to stick around town.
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There is an easy solution to these parking issues.

1. Always park near the back if possible away from other cars.
I always park in the furthest spot off in the corner. There are hash lines so nobody can park on the other side of me. He still chose to park on top of the line. He is the truck driver opposite of TXSTYLE's truck thread.
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I always park in the furthest spot off in the corner. There are hash lines so nobody can park on the other side of me. He still chose to park on top of the line. He is the truck driver opposite of TXSTYLE's truck thread.
That bastard. In these rare cases, consulting the local VooDoo expert may be in order. You will need some wire, a headless chicken, 2 pounds of PlayDoh, the blood of a goat, some Legos, and 3 paper clips.

Carefully construct a 1:18 scale replica of the truck, as well as a 1:18 scale needle, and a 1:18 scale flock of pigeons. These tools will exact the revenge which would be appropriate in this situation.
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There were 2 hot chicks today that parked next to me and I actually got the phone number for one without the knowledge of the other. Then I saw the second hot chick and was about to get her number too when the first happened to see. She ran up on the second girl and they got in a fight. Punching, hair pulling, bruises and road rash when they hit the ground.

It made them both ugly. Luckily, the paper with my phone number fell on the ground so I could take it back.

That type of shit bothers me. I mean 2 hot chicks, potential smashing without having to buy dinner first and then they made themselves ugly.
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What is it with girls and Target? That store is a better honey hole than Starbucks. Well, most do have Starbucks in them, so it's a double banger.

What gets me is all these damn campaign signs. If it weren't so late in the season, I would consider getting Billup For Pres signs made to stick around town.
City or Burbs?
I live in Suburbs and there are only milf's available at Target. Actually walmart near where we live have a better looking women than nearest Target. Better neighborhood I suppose.

City and Local univ towns are different.
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I do it opposite. I park as close as to the nearest window. I sit nearest to the window as well.
( I think I posted this pic before)




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There is an easy solution to these parking issues.

1. Always park near the back if possible away from other cars.
2. Always use a corner spot when possible and back in, park close to the edge closest to the corner. (Meaning, away from the adjoining parking spot.)

This way, you're less likely to have anyone park next to you, there can only be one car parked next to you if anyone does happen to do so, and since you are as far away as possible from the adjoining parking space, there is less likelihood of said car actually being close enough to hit your car with their door or blocking you.
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I do it opposite. I park as close as to the nearest window. I sit nearest to the window as well.
( I think I posted this pic before)
I did that too, used to park the X6M right out front my office window... then one day less than 3 weeks I had the car, I watched helplessly as some dumb bitch in a POS proceeded to park next to me, fiddle with her purse or whatever looking for crap in her car, and slam her open door right into my passenger door with her fat ass.

That's right, she didn't hit my door when she got out. She managed to loiter and fiddle and raise the suspense, get out of her car, then get back in with her ass hanging out, and THEN hit my fucking car door.

Dude I was yelling and knocking on the window the whole time, but those windows didn't open. She was completely oblivious that I watched the whole thing, yelling, cursing, and hitting my office window. It was so hard to watch.

Needless to say I wasn't very productive that day, but after that incident is when I cemented my back of the lot, corner space parking philosophy.

Edit: yeah that REALLY got to me, fitting for this thread, haha!

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City or Burbs?
I live in Suburbs and there are only milf's available at Target. Actually walmart near where we live have a better looking women than nearest Target. Better neighborhood I suppose.

City and Local univ towns are different.
Ehhh, I'm in a pretty suburban / college area. It's a huge mix bag. I go to Target and I can guarantee that I will at least spot 3 chicks that I'll hit on.
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Parking at the university has the added danger of book bag scrapes along the side of your car or your side mirrors.
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I did that too, used to park the X6M right out front my office window... then one day less than 3 weeks I had the car, I watched helplessly as some dumb bitch in a POS proceeded to park next to me, fiddle with her purse or whatever looking for crap in her car, and slam her open door right into my passenger door with her fat ass.

That's right, she didn't hit my door when she got out. She managed to loiter and fiddle and raise the suspense, get out of her car, then get back in with her ass hanging out, and THEN hit my fucking car door.

Dude I was yelling and knocking on the window the whole time, but those windows didn't open. She was completely oblivious that I watched the whole thing, yelling, cursing, and hitting my office window. It was so hard to watch.

Needless to say I wasn't very productive that day, but after that incident is when I cemented my back of the lot, corner space parking philosophy.

Edit: yeah that REALLY got to me, fitting for this thread, haha!
Since I got this car I religiously check for dings after everytime parking in public. Never found anything, but one side has light paint scratches (probably my narcissistic neighbour /passenger) and a deep dent look like it came from a construction truck with yellow paint - never figured how that happened.


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Parking at the university has the added danger of book bag scrapes along the side of your car or your side mirrors.
Guilty. June 2000 i rented a lincoln towncar during graduation and I took off someone's side mirror.. still paying the karma off
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What is it with girls and Target? That store is a better honey hole than Starbucks. Well, most do have Starbucks in them, so it's a double banger.

What gets me is all these damn campaign signs. If it weren't so late in the season, I would consider getting Billup For Pres signs made to stick around town.
I will not shop at Walmart. Where I live right now (New Orleans, Louisiana) Walmart shoppers are for *******. If you know what I mean. Target is for the w*****y shoppers.
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Hate Walmart as well. Although we visited one while on vacation in Central America (El Salvador) and only wealthy people shopped there! People were dressed up, ladies with their real designer hand bags etc. Completely the opposite of what you find in USA.
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I will not shop at Walmart. Where I live right now (New Orleans, Louisiana) Walmart shoppers are for *******. If you know what I mean. Target is for the w*****y shoppers.
I try to stay as far away from Wally World as possible. Thankfully there isn't much there that I need that I can't get from Kroger. I understand exactly what you mean, I'll admit, I have gone just to people watch.


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Messing up my eye lashes in a cat fight.

The bitch showed back up today at work. We had it all out in the hallway. She grabbed my arm so I slapped her across her face and we went at it like two girls fighting in high school all the way down to the floor. Instead of breaking us up. Brian just stands in the door of his office just watching us. 5 minutes later she and I are okay.....for now. She fixed my eye lashes, I redid her hair for her. Any other place of employment would have fired us but our bosses love us.
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I drop the wife at the front door of W-M then go find a parking spot to wait for her to come out.

Although they do have good prices on ammo
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I drop the wife at the front door of W-M then go find a parking spot to wait for her to come out.

Although they do have good prices on ammo
Who the hell can afford, much less find the ammo they need? 22LR is extraordinarily scarce.

.223 easier to find, but I have lots of that...
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.00 12 gauge is pretty abundant right now. They do have a sign they reuse (No .22 today)
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I am looking into getting a new vehicle out of state to replace the 128i and the motorcycle, and the dealership seriously blows my email up asking a ton of questions before I even had time to answer.

I understand they want the sell, but damn, let a brother breathe for a moment.
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What is it with girls and Target? That store is a better honey hole than Starbucks. Well, most do have Starbucks in them, so it's a double banger.

What gets me is all these damn campaign signs. If it weren't so late in the season, I would consider getting Billup For Pres signs made to stick around town.
Not sure if you guys have a World Market but it is a white girls heaven.
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Messing up my eye lashes in a cat fight.

The bitch showed back up today at work. We had it all out in the hallway. She grabbed my arm so I slapped her across her face and we went at it like two girls fighting in high school all the way down to the floor. Instead of breaking us up. Brian just stands in the door of his office just watching us. 5 minutes later she and I are okay.....for now. She fixed my eye lashes, I redid her hair for her. Any other place of employment would have fired us but our bosses love us.
Wtf?
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Messing up my eye lashes in a cat fight.

The bitch showed back up today at work. We had it all out in the hallway. She grabbed my arm so I slapped her across her face and we went at it like two girls fighting in high school all the way down to the floor. Instead of breaking us up. Brian just stands in the door of his office just watching us. 5 minutes later she and I are okay.....for now. She fixed my eye lashes, I redid her hair for her. Any other place of employment would have fired us but our bosses love us.
...what just happened...
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Messing up my eye lashes in a cat fight.

The bitch showed back up today at work. We had it all out in the hallway. She grabbed my arm so I slapped her across her face and we went at it like two girls fighting in high school all the way down to the floor. Instead of breaking us up. Brian just stands in the door of his office just watching us. 5 minutes later she and I are okay.....for now. She fixed my eye lashes, I redid her hair for her. And then she kissed me and we scissored on the copy machine. Any other place of employment would have fired us but our bosses love us.



Ya, a bit too much but I found the gif first and it was hilarious.
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