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      08-10-2014, 02:02 AM   #89
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oh snap, my bad my bad. Maybe it was the angle of that last pic. I was getting overly worried for you for some odd reason.
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      08-10-2014, 02:24 AM   #90
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Damn breh ease up on that coca cola! Your wife sure as hell ain't drinking it
believe it or not, out of those 36 Cokes, she'll drink 36 of them...

those Cokes aren't for me.....

I don't drink Coke at home.....
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Shut the front door. People lie on the internet

I think it's a given if you're putting up big numbers they're not going to ALL be attractive.



Can I be you for a day?

I am not exactly sure what your problem is, you’ve had a hard-on against my posts for some time now. Congrats on your domestic life and fine wine, but who gives a shit.

This thread was meant to be a funny trip down memory lane in line with some of the other threads going on here, but you want to be a kill joy...
Not true; look at the thread I just started!
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believe it or not, out of those 36 Cokes, she'll drink 36 of them...

those Cokes aren't for me.....

I don't drink Coke at home.....

I believe you....


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she's at her happiest when she has (3) unopened 12 packs of Coke.....

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she's at her happiest when she has (3) unopened 12 packs of Coke.....


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^^ yep....

if she's down to only (1) 12-pack, she starts having a nervous break down...
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      08-11-2014, 06:12 AM   #95
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      08-11-2014, 08:16 AM   #96
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60?! And you're calling him a G? I've lost count myself, don't kno wif that's a good thing or not.
lol, it's a good thing. Don't ever deprive yourself of your needs.
Yea, im at 60. Honestly, i could have over 100. But i like standards and rules.

- I will NOT sleep with a girl if she has already been with anyone i know.
- I will NOT sleep with a girl if she already has a kid or kids.
- I will NEVER chase after any girl.
- She has to be at least a 7.
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lol, it's a good thing. Don't ever deprive yourself of your needs.
Yea, im at 60. Honestly, i could have over 100. But i like standards and rules.

- I will NOT sleep with a girl if she has already been with anyone i know.
- I will NOT sleep with a girl if she already has a kid or kids.
- I will NEVER chase after any girl.
- She has to be at least a 7.
Finally someone else with standards. I got called out by a lesbian the other day for saying I wouldn't do anything less than a 7. Called shallow, asshole, superficial, etc. Naturally I laughed. I get it, some people will bang anything that walks.

I also wouldn't sleep with anyone who has a kid. That's a disaster waiting to happen.
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Finally someone else with standards. I got called out by a lesbian the other day for saying I wouldn't do anything less than a 7. Called shallow, asshole, superficial, etc. Naturally I laughed. I get it, some people will bang anything that walks.

I also wouldn't sleep with anyone who has a kid. That's a disaster waiting to happen.


One of my college friends has absolutely no standards. Back in 2007, i was 24, he was around 22yrs. He counted 63girls that he has had sex with. That number has more than doubled by today.
I was always wondering how he got so many girls..... until i saw these girls I wouldn't even hug about 80% of them. Nasty disgusting.

We started teasing him about having sex with anything that walks, he said he doesn't give AF. He is doing it for the numbers.

I'm sorry but i'll rather sleep with a few attractive girls than sleep with hundreds of ugly ducklings.
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I'm sorry but i'll rather sleep with a few attractive girls than sleep with hundreds of ugly ducklings.
This times a thousand. A hot bang in the hand, is worth two in the bush. At least I think that's how the saying goes.


I'd have trouble getting it up if I didn't at least find someone attractive. Probably just end up slapping them around with it flaccid for a couple minutes then go to sleep.
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20, end of Sophomore year, before Junior year, with a FWB. Was nervous as hell, but she lead the way. Since then, have 4 more under my belt, and I'm 21 now. Hoping to get at least 15-18 total before settling down . Granted, I'm Indian and like white girls, so it's a bit more difficult for us haha.

Had sex in a college classroom I had access to with students walking by outside constantly. Now that shit was nerve racking.
Since I'm not an Indian fella I don't experience this, but it's a thing where white girls won't sleep with Indians? Explain this to me.
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Since I'm not an Indian fella I don't experience this, but it's a thing where white girls won't sleep with Indians? Explain this to me.
my wife thinks all Indians look like the Michael Jackson Zombie in Thriller....

true story.....
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      08-11-2014, 10:32 AM   #102
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"...oily phat asses and dark areolas !?!? don't bring that to my games..."

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      08-11-2014, 10:36 AM   #103
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Hahahahahhaha! Like bags of sand.


That could not sound more disgusting. I like them thin and white. I watch plenty of porn, but I still don't dare approach a girl in real life.

But yeah, nervous isn't even the word, idk what it is.
Ohh i see. Maybe you'll like this one. I was with here this past summer.
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Mother-Daughter combo. RESPECT!!!
Actually not really.

First I was 15 I got a hard-on 20 times a day back and was always trying to get some; Second her mom always walked around the house half naked, they were hippy school teachers it was the early 70's; Third her mom was fugly but had big ol titties always close to plain view and again I was a walking boner. I did the daughter amost a year later after mom ran away from home so not close to a combo.

Thinking back on it I laugh because I was raised in a military family and these poeple were a hippie family. My dad hated them, it was like listening to a live rendition of Archie Bunker. The dad walked around with a bandana and old green army jacket and the mom braless with those flowing loose see thru tops, they smoked weed in their room with their kids home. The daughter was a wreck but easily enticed if you get my drift. She was 2 years older than me which I guess is worth points.
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my wife thinks all Indians look like the Michael Jackson Zombie in Thriller....

true story.....
Or even worse...
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Or even worse...
What did i just watch?!
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I got youtube blocked here at work, but I can almost guarantee you that you posted the Indian Thriller video, right !??!

amiright !?!?
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I got youtube blocked here at work, but I can almost guarantee you that you posted the Indian Thriller video, right !??!

amiright !?!?
Damnright!
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HAHAHA !!!!

I watched that video like 6 years ago and almost died.....
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HAHAHA !!!!

I watched that video like 6 years ago and almost died.....
If you spoke Mandarin, it's even funnier since the "GOLIMAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!" part sounds like "fuck your mom" (Gan ni ma)
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