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      09-19-2014, 10:50 PM   #23
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Bacon and peanut butter on toast. Or bacon and grilled cheese sammiches.
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      09-20-2014, 01:11 AM   #24
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Indeed. One is soothing, the other is for raging.


I'm wondering if Lups is just like WTF american men.
WTF dude, you think I'm a vegetarian? I think you all suck and not the good way, and I also am so sick of bad pickup lines, I will stab the next one who tries with a fork.

Get better lines, man up, and take no as an answer nicely, and if not and the subject was me: Be aware, I do bitch really well, I have a lot of practice behind me.

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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      09-20-2014, 01:25 AM   #25
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WTF dude, you think I'm a vegetarian? I think you all suck and not the good way, and I also am so sick of bad pickup lines, I will stab the next one who tries with a fork.

Get better lines, man up, and take no as an answer nicely, and if not and the subject was me: Be aware, I do bitch really well, I have a lot of practice behind me.

Luscious has spoken
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      09-20-2014, 01:34 AM   #26
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Luscious has spoken
Yes, I indeed have. I destroyed a Porsche dudes suite yesterday because he didn't go away, and was annoying me in front of my boys, and I told a man today that after my boobs hit the knee area, he will be dead and before that he has no chance.

that sums it up...
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      09-20-2014, 06:57 AM   #27
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Whoa there. I meant more of how much more weird American men may be to you due to our bacon fetish.
But hay, If you love bacon that's alright with anybody here
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      09-20-2014, 07:13 AM   #28
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Bacon and peanut butter on toast. Or bacon and grilled cheese sammiches.
The fun part of the challenge is to actually make the thing you're suggesting, and post a picture of it! And of course, to eat it.
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I told a man today that after my boobs hit the knee area, he will be dead and before that he has no chance.
I am perturbed by this finishing move of yours. How does it work, and whose boobs are hitting whose knees? Do you have steel boob implants, or something, that are considered a deadly weapon?

Very curious about this interesting martial art.
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      09-20-2014, 07:46 AM   #30
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OK gents ... my bacon entry!

I call it.... Bacon on the Rocks!!!!!


Bacon on the Rocks by ddk632, on Flickr
Nice! I have to come up with something creative
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I am perturbed by this finishing move of yours. How does it work, and whose boobs are hitting whose knees? Do you have steel boob implants, or something, that are considered a deadly weapon?

Very curious about this interesting martial art.
I meant that I'd have to be ninety and he'd still,have to be the only man alive to have any chance. At least I put some effort in crushing people.
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I meant that I'd have to be ninety and he'd still,have to be the only man alive to have any chance. At least I put some effort in crushing people.
Ah. Aahhhaaa. Ok. I thought you were talking about deadly combat. My mistake. Carry on!
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Ah. Aahhhaaa. Ok. I thought you were talking about deadly combat. My mistake. Carry on!
I only slice egos when needed.
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Here is my bacon creation from the weekend.

Wrights Applewood Thick Cut, two layers, one under then and a blanket of bacon on top of seared chicken, with a french onion red wine sauce, then covered in cheese, and another layer of bacon, then baked in the oven.

I was too drunk to take a finish pic, but I took a "in process" pic.
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It has bacon visible, what's not to love?
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      09-23-2014, 11:38 AM   #37
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Nice work, Billup.

I was at Walmart the other day and picked up a "Bacon Bowl" thing that you put bacon on, and it makes bowls. Out of bacon. Edible bacony bacon bowls.

Stay tuned.
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      09-23-2014, 01:37 PM   #39
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Nice work, Billup.

I was at Walmart the other day and picked up a "Bacon Bowl" thing that you put bacon on, and it makes bowls. Out of bacon. Edible bacony bacon bowls.

Stay tuned.
I'm getting horny. So horny I left work 2 hours early to come home and cook some....., bacon.


In for pics of said bacon bowl. Very intrigued. What do you fill the bowl with? More bacon, right? You realize, people you don't like, are going to want to be your best frannn now.
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      09-23-2014, 02:50 PM   #40
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Pretty sure whatever goes in a Bacon Bowl must by law (Federal Bacon Statute 63.05) include Bacon.
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      09-23-2014, 05:43 PM   #41
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^I definitely agree. Anyone caught violating this rule shall be executed without delay. F**k that imitation bacon BS.
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      09-23-2014, 07:17 PM   #42
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I am told a special interest group, known only as The Baconeers, has been lobbying to have that stuff outlawed ever since it came on the market.

It's a disservice to mankind.

I'm not one for politics; however, if I were to decide to run for, say, President... it would be on a solid platform of bacon (both figuratively, as well as literally: there would be a giant, solid platform, made out of bacon, upon which I would campaign across the US)...

... and I would pledge to sign an executive order my first day in office outlawing this egregious and offensive abomination which flies in the face of bacon lovers everywhere.

I would sign it in bacon fat.

/bacon
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