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      10-29-2014, 09:45 AM   #1
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NOT feeling sorry for myself - the WIN thread



So let me tell you about something that happened today.
I was leaving home in the afternoon, driving past my old school, school was just out and a girl, probably 16-18, with a REALLY short uniform skirt -I mean I don't know how it was allowed- is walking on the road and traffic is crawling along, so naturally I try to steal a few unobtrusive glances at this interesting sight.
She had nice, meaty thighs and I mean her skirt was SHORT. There are lots of school kids around from various schools, so I'm curious and check out the taxi drivers in front and behind me to see if they are checking her out. Didn't catch them.

Anyways, so a few lights and down a hill, we leave the hooker-skirted girl behind and come to under a traffic overpass. Middle lane is stopped so I skip over to it from the slow lane, but the taxi behind me apparently has the same idea. Really I did not do anything dangerous or even out of the ordinary.
So he gets pissed that I "cut him off" or something. He stops his car behind mine, partially blocking perpedicular traffic under the overpass, I see him huffing toward my window from behind and I think "Give me a break..."

So he starts shouting and swearing - I don't bother rolling down the windows because 'why?' - so I shout back for him to get back in his car and get lost.
He won't stop, then proceeds to walk to the front of my car blocking me from leaving, putting himself partially in the oncoming perpendicular traffic.
So, I'm still relatively calm, I roll down the windows, curl my finger at him gesturing for him to come over. He does after hesitantion, I shout "Tell me what I did wrong?" He doesn't say anything and then goes back to his car. I quickly take the opportunity to leave.

Now what the F just transpired?
Here I was trying to relax, enjoying the scenary of innocent school boys and girls (and one dressed as a hooker) then from out of NOWHERE a frustrated taxi driver decides he wants a piece of me?
Now I have noticed in my own history, whenever I am most relaxed and happy I seem to become a magnet for flying batshit crazies - I once had a total retard throw a WATER BOTTLE at me because I merged within 100m infront of him, the pursue me trying to commit murder-suicide. (I was younger then so I was scared and didn't know how to react except to flee) I don't want to get in a fight, an accident, or even have to waste time with cops, so I always try to let everything slide. (Needless to say I could beat him to a pulp with my flaccid member)
Really, are these guys so bored, frustrated, or did I commit such an eggregious traffic violation that I deserve to be physically confronted when I am just trying to enjoy my day?

Here is the gloating part:
Did he take objection to my shiny semi-new BMW? Did he not like that fact that I was lazing around in the middle of the day, was it the staring at the hooker/schoolgirl (I saw the taxi had a 30s-40s female passenger) - was he white-knighting?
I know for a fact that is not his daughter- the school fees are nearly his salary - I'm sorry, but .. no I'm not sorry what do I have to do with how (little) much you make?
Did I f*** you daughter? Did I make you get married? Does that mean I can confront you everytime you f*** your wife, or beat off to porn?
No, you live your goddamn (sad) life and I will live mine.
And if you insists on blocking my exit from behind with your taxi, and in front with your knees, don't be surprised when someone goes Tony Steward on you, but it will not be me unless I'm sure I won't even have to go to the station for it. Yes, that is how much your life matters to me when you pick a fight with me.

I don't know, I've never felt so good throwing it back at an attacker.. perhaps I have been too compassionate and not mean enough. It's time to stop apologizing for your success - you don't owe anyone anything. (unless you do)

Yes, gentlemen and ladies, this is a thread for you to brag, pour down on your haters, proclaim your joy and let the world know how WIN you are.
Even Justin Bieber is safe here.


Because, victory.
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      10-29-2014, 09:49 AM   #2
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Oh shit oh shit oh shit....weve got the big dick bandit on the loose!!!!!! Big pimpiin spendin that cheeese. Keep it real homeslice!
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Not seeing the WIN here. Did you smash said hooker school girl? Did you even talk to her? Did you pound the cabbies head into the pavement?

What is your definition of WIN here?
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      10-29-2014, 10:16 AM   #4
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I made it to work today without dieing.
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Oh shit oh shit oh shit....weve got the big dick bandit on the loose!!!!!! Big pimpiin spendin that cheeese. Keep it real homeslice!
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Not seeing the WIN here. Did you smash said hooker school girl? Did you even talk to her? Did you pound the cabbies head into the pavement?

What is your definition of WIN here?
Good question. I don't know but I feel WIN.
Guess you can say it was the fact that he put his life on the line with nothing to show for it, and here I am bragging on an internet forum..hmm
No, you see, WIN should not bang all the chicks because there should be enough to go around. But I'm all game if they want to give it up.

You should have SEEN those thighs - HOLY cow. For like a block - left, right, left, right.

I don't see why WIN has to be so socially offensive, or is it just a few people who will absolutely throw themselve in front of cars if they see anyone else achieving or having anything nice.
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I made it to work today without dieing.
Good to see you, man. I know you will produce lots of WIN in your young life.
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Good question. I don't know but I feel WIN.
Guess you can say it was the fact that he put his life on the line with nothing to show for it, and here I am bragging on an internet forum..hmm
No, you see, WIN should not bang all the chicks because there should be enough to go around. But I'm all game if they want to give it up.

You should have SEEN those thighs - HOLY cow. For like a block - left, right, left, right.

I don't see why WIN has to be so socially offensive, or is it just a few people who will absolutely throw themselve in front of cars if they see anyone else achieving or having anything nice.
I can dig it. Should've snapped a few pics of those thighs and shared. Now I am left to imagine. For all I know she could look like Billup after a morning hangover.
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I can dig it. Should've snapped a few pics of those thighs and shared. Now I am left to imagine. For all I know she could look like Billup after a morning hangover.
I don't get hangovers, so that in itself is fictionally impossible. I look my best 110% of the day. Morning, noon, night. I stay beautiful.
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I don't get hangovers, so that in itself is fictionally impossible. I look my best 110% of the day. Morning, noon, night. I stay beautiful.
That's lovely. You must use Oil of Olay.
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That's lovely. You must use Oil of Olay.
Verso Super Facial Serum and lots of secks.
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You're the first! *Air Jump High Five*
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You're the first! *Air Jump High Five*
Sorry, can't jump now, I'm eating bacon atm
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You're eating bacon ass to mouth?!?!


wat?
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wat?
At the moment!

Damn, I don't mind getting fat or dying of a heart attack if its this good of a way to start a morning.
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there's a lot of ppl out there that don't need to be on the road. I was driving to work yesterday and this guy was riding my ass. I was going 34 in a 35 residential then I slowed down about a 1/8 down from where i was gonna turn in spite of the guy riding my ass , and as I was turning I look in my side mirrors an caught a the look on this guys face , it was priceless. Never lose your cool man..
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At the moment!

Damn, I don't mind getting fat or dying of a heart attack if its this good of a way to start a morning.
Oh, so that's what atm means. I've been using it wrong for a long time.


Anywho, I have a fridge full of Wrights bacon that needs to get turned into a massive BLT one of these days.
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there's a lot of ppl out there that don't need to be on the road. I was driving to work yesterday and this guy was riding my ass. I was going 34 in a 35 residential then I slowed down about a 1/8 down from where i was gonna turn in spite of the guy riding my ass , and as I was turning I look in my side mirrors an caught a the look on this guys face , it was priceless. Never lose your cool man..
People in NC are the worst drivers I've experienced yet. Except they usually pull out in front of you and drive 10mph under like it's no big deal. Or they drive so as fuck in the left lane on the highway. Every. Damn. Day.
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So you were driving around high schools checking out under-aged girls and you got into a little argument with a taxi driver and somehow you "WON" because you drive a shiny new BMW?

You seem to get into quite a few confrontations when you drive, do you ever question if you're the problem?
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I'm afraid to know what would happen if he got into a real fight.
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