Man hires prostitute, daughter arrives at the door

MDyDinanM · 12-09-2011, 12:55 PM

talk about **awkward**

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(The Mirror) - A man hired a prostitute to come to his hotel room – and answered the door to his own daughter.

Titus Ncube, a married father-of-three, collapsed to the floor with shock while his daughter, 20, fled the hotel in tears.

Mr Ncube, from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said he was having marital problems and decided to rent a room in a local hotel, followed by a prostitute.
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He said: “I am sorry for what I did. I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologized for my actions as I just wanted my family back. My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year

link:
http://nation.foxnews.com/weird-news...ughter-arrives

Hey Ant · 12-09-2011, 01:07 PM

wow that really sux.

PINeely · 12-09-2011, 01:09 PM

Seriously unfortunate, but at the same time I think it would have been really easy for the daughter to play it off as she followed and busted him. Provided she wasn't wearing fishnets and clear heels, that is.

Did neither of them recognize each other's voices while making the arrangements?

akack79 · 12-09-2011, 01:14 PM

Talk about a "FML" moment for that dad.

Maestro · 12-09-2011, 01:21 PM

and why did the man or the daughter decide to make this public? Sound like an attempt to make up a story so you could get on the Jerry Springer show.

BMWinNorthdakota · 12-09-2011, 01:24 PM

No caller ID?

Musta been a work go phone/hotel phone

!JGunz_325 · 12-09-2011, 02:40 PM

Y U No Tell Me You Were Prostitute!!!!!

escobar929 · 12-09-2011, 02:52 PM

no family discount?

Kiemyster · 12-09-2011, 03:06 PM

ask me a couple reasons why i dont ever want to have a daughter....

jeff@autocouture · 12-09-2011, 03:08 PM

oh my

TimZ · 12-09-2011, 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiemyster

ask me a couple reasons why i dont ever want to have a daughter....

I feel the exact same way.

Oh and his daughter won't continue school she's still gonna go out banging guys...

SS32 · 12-09-2011, 03:13 PM

Chasist

Comet · 12-09-2011, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PINeely

Did neither of them recognize each other's voices while making the arrangements?

he probably spoke to her pimp

Gregxi · 12-09-2011, 03:40 PM

What does a Zimbabwe hooker look like?

AU335i · 12-09-2011, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escobar929

no family discount?

LOL!

1. find out daughters prostitute
2. become new pimp
3. ???
4. Make profit?

PINeely · 12-09-2011, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Comet

he probably spoke to her pimp

Ah that makes sense. Shows how much I know about ordering hookers.

danniexi · 12-09-2011, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by escobar929

no family discount?

ಠ_ಠ

Oregano123 · 12-09-2011, 04:15 PM

http://theothermccain.com/2011/05/25...n-incest-case/

AllydNYC · 12-09-2011, 06:53 PM

"...daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to 'school' next year "

and history will repeat itself.

Wakka · 12-09-2011, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllydNYC

"...daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to 'school' next year "

and history will repeat itself.

dick suckin school obviously, couldnt even get the guy hard.

Spool · 12-09-2011, 07:16 PM

Publicity stunt...100%... That or they are the biggest idiots and most shameless people alive...I keep stuff like that a secret and never speak of it.

Litos · 12-09-2011, 07:23 PM

Zimbabwe bitches got that good stuff.....

and by good stuff i really mean "gross vaginas".....

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PINeely Lieutenant Colonel 1086 Rep 1,912 Posts Drives: 2013 535i, 2015 Tundra 1794 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Jackson, MS iTrader: (2)	Seriously unfortunate, but at the same time I think it would have been really easy for the daughter to play it off as she followed and busted him. Provided she wasn't wearing fishnets and clear heels, that is. Did neither of them recognize each other's voices while making the arrangements? Last edited by PINeely; 12-09-2011 at 01:22 PM..
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