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      10-15-2014, 08:34 PM   #23
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I am too busy eating my bacon carne asada quesadilla, dude.
I've been too busy chatting up hot babes online allll day.


name the quote and win my heart for a day.
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      10-15-2014, 08:45 PM   #24
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Napoleon Dynamite. Jesus, Billup, I'm doing whatever I want to do.

God.
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      10-15-2014, 09:24 PM   #25
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I knew there was something about you that I liked.
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      10-15-2014, 09:33 PM   #26
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Why dont you just go make yourself a damn quesa dilla.
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      10-15-2014, 09:36 PM   #27
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Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make me salvivate.
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      10-15-2014, 09:57 PM   #28
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I'm hammered. Where is everybody? I need company.

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      10-16-2014, 11:52 PM   #29
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I just got back from going out with this blonde chick that's 5'1.

Cute as shit. Would love to smash my cock in her.
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      10-17-2014, 07:25 AM   #30
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Why the animosity towards a quesadilla? Why must damnation be thrust upon cheesy tortilla-y bliss? That's loco, man. It's loco.

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      10-17-2014, 07:45 AM   #31
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I see nothing wrong with a quesa dilla.
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      10-17-2014, 09:23 AM   #32
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I see nothing wrong with a quesa dilla.
My new Quesadilla Maker (tm) approves of this post.
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      10-17-2014, 10:23 AM   #33
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I could go for a quesadilla.
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      10-17-2014, 10:38 AM   #34
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I could go for an arma-dilla...



get it guiz? I made a funny.
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      10-17-2014, 01:17 PM   #35
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You drinking at lunch now too, Billup?
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      10-17-2014, 01:26 PM   #36
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Today, yes. Because I left work at 11. Hour commute home. Lunch at 12. Beer at 12.



Mission accomplished.
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      10-17-2014, 01:36 PM   #37
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I wish I could be drinking right now. Waiting for tomorrow.
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      10-17-2014, 01:38 PM   #38
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I wish I could be drinking right now. Waiting for tomorrow.
Today is yesterdays tomorrow. Start drinking, bitch.
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      10-17-2014, 01:58 PM   #39
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Today is yesterdays tomorrow. Start drinking, bitch.
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      10-17-2014, 03:24 PM   #40
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I went to the cycle shop. New front tire, new sprockets, and a new chain.


Fuck my life. This is what happens when I'm bored. I spend money.
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so I got drunk at a fellow m3 brothers wedding and went to whataburger afterwards and stole the order number. well because he didn't ask for it back almost walked into a pole on the way out power slid out of the parking lot made it home excited to make a snapchat at home pretending I was serving whataburer from home using my New number prop .... wish I could attach photos ..... fuck this phone
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      10-19-2014, 06:44 PM   #42
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so I got drunk at a fellow m3 brothers wedding and went to whataburger afterwards and stole the order number. well because he didn't ask for it back almost walked into a pole on the way out power slid out of the parking lot made it home excited to make a snapchat at home pretending I was serving whataburer from home using my New number prop .... wish I could attach photos ..... fuck this phone
I feel like you might still be slightly inebriated good sir.
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      10-19-2014, 06:56 PM   #43
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I just got back from going out with this blonde chick that's 5'1.

Cute as shit. Would love to smash my cock in her.
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      10-19-2014, 08:28 PM   #44
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Noone else drinking on a Sunday night?
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