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      08-09-2014, 10:09 AM   #1
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Craziest place you've had sex...

The lost your virginity thread made me think of this. I have some pretty wild ones, but one takes the cake for sure. Let's hear em.
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      08-09-2014, 01:32 PM   #6
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LOL you got me. I didn't finish in the elevator or the beach. Did manage to nut well on the roof though.

No better place imo than a bed. Every place else is awkward or uncomfortable
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Like I said in that thread, in one of my college classrooms I had access to. It was soo nerve-racking, you have no idea lol.
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Roof top of hotel in Mexico. Monorail at Disney. On a diving board.
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I hope it's not the one in Orlando. We were just there a few months ago. lolz
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Depends on what we're considering sex...
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i'll probably go to hell for this but.. church bathroom
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I hope it's not the one in Orlando. We were just there a few months ago. lolz
That's the one.

Of course this was back in the early 90s.
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Back in the day my buddy dared my girlfriend to blow me if I gapped a set of stairs on my bmx bike. Well I did and she proceeded to blow me right on the front steps.

Kudos to being the only other person I've come across to do such things on church property
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on the track at limerock park, memorial day weekend a few years ago when they would allow people to walk the track at night...
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semi crowded movie theater

We were in the very back row, nobody else was in the row with us, but there were people in front of us like 5 seats over.
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But depending on the answer, I have some stories
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