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      02-01-2008, 05:06 PM   #1
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Any PIITB'ers in here?

you know,how the girls like it
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      02-01-2008, 05:09 PM   #2
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I don't get what's so interesting about P'ing it ITB. Plain ol' vag intercourse ftmfw!
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      02-01-2008, 05:22 PM   #3
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^the reaction,rofl
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      02-01-2008, 05:44 PM   #4
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Haha, guess it'd be worth it.
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^lol! this coming from a guy who has quagmire as his avatar! ROFL
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^lol! this coming from a guy who has quagmire as his avatar! ROFL
maybe he's a taker, not a giver
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^HAHAHAHAHA,and the hits keep on coming
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lol crimson, giggity giggity goo!
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ehhh.........the prep work can be too much most the time.........have to usually do it in the shower, slowly work it, deal with all the "ohh ohh....it hurts," "noooo babe, just reeelllaaaxxxxx....itsss fineee." and blah blah. So the effort out does the prospect of the pleasure sometimes. Otherwise, yea....i've PIIHERB a few times, maybe 4-5 times at the most.
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I still don't see the benefits...
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I'd kill for a girl friend that was porn star crazy when it came to getting it P.I. her B. All clean and ready haha, takin it in like a monster! Like its nothing, like they love it!

I wish I had that........

Even the freaky girls i've messed with, were still wussies when it came to that. Though I do know 2 girls who LOVE it in the ass, but one is married, and the other I havent talked to in 2 years. One of those two girls was this bangin asian girl actually haha, the other was a greek/german mix.
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I still don't see the benefits...
well, luckily at my age, the girls are still pretty up tight, if ya know what i mean haha. But a girls ass is pretty damn tight, so thats always nice. But YOU HAVE TO prep for it, you can't just randomly decide to stick it in their ass. I've NEVER done it like that at least.

But yea, regular old vaginal intercourse is still bomb. Like I said, I've only PIITB a few times
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^cool,i'm like a 3-5 time offender when it comes to that,and yes,you def. gotta be gentle,you cant just stick it in and expect all to be well, you gotta tell them it's gonna be ok ,blah blah blah as you said,nothing beats hearing the screams while their face is in the pillow!
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^cool,i'm like a 3-5 time offender when it comes to that,and yes,you def. gotta be gentle,you cant just stick it in and expect all to be well, you gotta tell them it's gonna be ok ,blah blah blah as you said,nothing beats hearing the screams while their face is in the pillow!
haha yea, but once they let me get it going, and they get it going..........then the screams turn into moans. Well, this one chick never liked it, no matter how long or how much finessing it took haha.
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anytime a girl has told me she wants to try it (like the last girl i did that with), or asks me for it.......I tell them that they've got to take a shower, clean it up, and so on. You know?

Ever heard how a porn star preps for it? Like I mentioned earlier, I only know 2 girls who ever took it that serious haha. Otherwise, I try to get them to get as close to prep'ing for it as a porn star would.
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Nothing turns me off more then a stanky ass pussy or a nasty smell durring sex. So thats why all that preparation is super important to me haha. Like, I usually always take girls that I'm going to get with for the first time, in my spa or shower first before we do anything. Just so I can make sure Im not in for any nasty surprises haha! Im a very clean person, so I expect the same from my partners, and they have all been superbly clean.

Well, actually, I'd be lying if I said they were ALL perfect. Know why? Because obviously I wouldnt know what its like to be turned off during sex by a foul smell unless I've experienced it myself, now would I haha. And do you know what happened after that bitch (who was so pretty and I thought would have to have a perfect vag) took her thong off to reveal a stanky ass pussy?!

I was like, "hey....you know, its too early for this, we barely know eachother and blah blah.......so i dont want to take advantage of it and blah blah," ........basically saying....."BITCH, get the hell outa my room, my house, my driveway...with that NASTY ass thing you call a pussy!"

I had just barely begun talking to this girl and slightly dating, but after that incident I stopped dating her and pretty much put an end to all our relations. Im sorry, but I CANNOT deal with a girl that has a smelly pussy, fuck that! haha, such a turn off, wow.

Oh, by the way......can I be a moderator now! pleeeeeease da hahah

Hey, watch this HAHAH. OMG, its soo funny........it has to with what we're talking about!
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BATTY MAN!!! ME NO WANT A CHI-CHI MAN FRIEND....lmao my friend who is from Guyana...he has stories of doing shit like this
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Boost...tmi man...tmi. Eh, I don't think I'd go through the trouble. Still, funny read though.
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