funniest names you have seen or heard?

mpimping · 02-01-2008, 09:23 PM

???

GAM3OVR85 · 02-01-2008, 09:24 PM

hitchcock

leejoobin · 02-01-2008, 11:41 PM

laycock
woodcock
dickeroff

'Cane · 02-01-2008, 11:45 PM

Mike Hunt lived down the street from me when I was a kid, and my college roommate had a friend named Peter Colada.

jhv · 02-01-2008, 11:54 PM

i met a harry dick once

shiggy · 02-01-2008, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

i met a harry dick once

i know someone with the name: gagendeep....seriously!

NPDAN · 02-01-2008, 11:56 PM

In our HK offices we have a "mini poon" and a "Manly Chau"...

shiggy · 02-02-2008, 12:08 AM

i also knew a woman i met several years ago....when you spoke her name into a voice recorder and played it backwards, it sounded like: "come on soldier boy, give it to me from behind"....it was eerie!!!

323d · 02-02-2008, 12:10 AM

AY MAN, you SUCHDEEP? -- russell peters

GeriFix · 02-02-2008, 12:10 AM

Shona Kant (parents clearly weren't thinking)

Gertrude Slob (think they got bad advice on anglicising their Serbian name)

Richard Head (he's one of my mum's cousins)

The_Blob · 02-02-2008, 12:15 AM

When I was in high school, I had a girl in my class named Dorkus! People called her dork, and she complained to the teacher, and the teacher told the class to not call her dork, but only Dorkus.

Believe it or not, in my high school cooking class, I had a girl called Honey. One guy teased her because the fact that she loved to pick her nose in class. There was one bully kid who always asked Honey if she wanted a fork so it would help with removing her boogers. Honestly, I hated calling her Honey, because it sounded so strange. I always called her Honey with a whisper. Others called her like HUUUUUUUUUUUUUNEEEEEEEEEEY in a really low voice, because they didn't like her name too.

mpimping · 02-02-2008, 05:08 PM

I heard someone say a customers name was dong.

mpimping · 02-02-2008, 05:08 PM

karen blow

mpimping · 02-02-2008, 05:08 PM

shannon swallow...

junkie lee

Aidso · 02-02-2008, 05:37 PM

Cockburn

Year's_End · 02-02-2008, 06:02 PM

I swear this stuff has been posted before...anyways...all I gots is Mike Hunt...

marcvtec · 02-02-2008, 06:29 PM

Mike Hawk

'Cane · 02-02-2008, 09:55 PM

Barry McCockiner

JayeJaymes · 02-03-2008, 12:59 AM

I had a highschool teacher named Mr.Seaxhour...Also i new this dude named John Tittsworth

Etnies · 02-03-2008, 01:07 AM

Bhal Sac.

Not kidding, either.

Alpine · 02-03-2008, 03:07 AM

Magic Johnson

lol seriously, what was he thinking??

mpimping · 02-03-2008, 08:25 AM

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The_Blob Second Lieutenant 479 Rep 298 Posts Drives: 2008 E92 335i Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	When I was in high school, I had a girl in my class named Dorkus! People called her dork, and she complained to the teacher, and the teacher told the class to not call her dork, but only Dorkus. Believe it or not, in my high school cooking class, I had a girl called Honey. One guy teased her because the fact that she loved to pick her nose in class. There was one bully kid who always asked Honey if she wanted a fork so it would help with removing her boogers. Honestly, I hated calling her Honey, because it sounded so strange. I always called her Honey with a whisper. Others called her like HUUUUUUUUUUUUUNEEEEEEEEEEY in a really low voice, because they didn't like her name too.
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