Wiping

bolinp78 · 08-07-2008, 11:17 AM

I have recently discovered that most of the population wipes while remaining seated on the pot. Before you ask, I never knew this before because I don't make a habit of watching other people drop a deuce.

I have spent my whole life wiping my ass while standing up over the pot.

How strange is this? Am I crazy? Please enlighten me.

EDIT: Poll added.

Dubbedoutbimmer · 08-07-2008, 11:17 AM

ON THE POT

danniexi · 08-07-2008, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by bolinp78

How strange is this? Am I crazy? Please enlighten me.

lack of a better word... yes.

haha j/k. so long as your ass is clean, i wouldnt worry too much about it

. if anything, it was probably just a habit that started out when you were very very young.

.:bHd:. · 08-07-2008, 11:26 AM

bidet FTMFW

danniexi · 08-07-2008, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by .:bHd:.

bidet FTMFW

LOL. i've used one before with the fan drying along with the heated seats... i didnt want to leave

phantom330 · 08-07-2008, 11:30 AM

did you really post up a thread asking how people wipe their ass? Some of you guys must be seriously bored.

Taittinger · 08-07-2008, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bolinp78

I have recently discovered that most of the population wipes while remaining seated on the pot. Before you ask, I never knew this before because I don't make a habit of watching other people drop a deuce.

I have spent my whole life wiping my ass while standing up over the pot.

How strange is this? Am I crazy? Please enlighten me.

EDIT: Poll added.

Cannot do it sitting as you have to at least lift a cheek but standing is inherently less clean since your cheeks close when standing. How is your skidmark situation?

bolinp78 · 08-07-2008, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Taittinger

Cannot do it sitting as you have to at least lift a cheek but standing is inherently less clean since your cheeks close when standing. How is your skidmark situation?

that seems to be a valid point.. But how much really gets on your cheeks anyway? Not much in my experience.

!Xoible · 08-07-2008, 11:50 AM

MadDog · 08-07-2008, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by phantom330

did you really post up a thread asking how people wipe their ass? Some of you guys must be seriously bored.

+1. Who the fuck cares how people wipe their ass.

!Xoible · 08-07-2008, 12:02 PM

i care.... i do an inspection on anyone going into my car

MadDog · 08-07-2008, 12:04 PM

^^^^^^^^

Guess I'm NEVER gonna ride in your car.

UltimateBMW · 08-07-2008, 01:40 PM

Poopsock it baby!

Its how the pros take a deuce.

bolinp78 · 08-07-2008, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by UltimateBMW

Poopsock it baby!

Its how the pros take a deuce.

Is that like pooping in a sock and smackin yo woman in the face w/ it?

!Xoible · 08-07-2008, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MadDog

^^^^^^^^

Guess I'm NEVER gonna ride in your car.

now i get why some choose to go in the trunk. altho that rotten dead hooker body stinks back there

Spool · 08-07-2008, 02:09 PM

Remember to wipe from front to back, do it backwards ur gonna get an infection in ur vagina

scottwww · 08-07-2008, 02:26 PM

If you're Muslim it is the LAW that you use your left hand. Right hand is a crime against Islam.

Definitely bored. Who cares how you do it! Just don't drop your drawers to your knees when standing at a urinal (I have actually seen some people do this.)

Year's_End · 08-07-2008, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by phantom330

did you really post up a thread asking how people wipe their ass? Some of you guys must be seriously bored.

+1 but funny anyways haha. btw I'm a sitter.

and now for some randomness
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iatacs19 · 08-07-2008, 02:38 PM

some of you clowns need pampers.

Couch · 08-08-2008, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by MadDog

+1. Who the fuck cares how people wipe their ass.

Don't have a sense of humor?

How the fuck can you stand and wipe. Lift a check and wipe.

gonzo · 08-08-2008, 11:52 AM

That's what servants are for.

Krueger///M3 · 08-08-2008, 12:05 PM

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