Ladies, my hood is not a bed.

Copa · 08-21-2008, 09:15 AM

Had the car for about a month now. Already 3 girls have lied on my hood.

Im not sure what to say once they start lying on it. Obvisouly, I'm afraid for the car but at the same time, it's a lovely sight.

My question is; do you let girls lie on your hood ?

danniexi · 08-21-2008, 09:19 AM

hell no. my girl is actually more careful with the car than i am.

i sorta freak out when i see someone sitting or laying on my car. yeah im paranoid

Whostheboss · 08-21-2008, 09:20 AM

They always want to rub the leather, i let a couple sit in the hood, now ive got scratches, never letting anyone lay or sit on the hood again.... get in the passenger sit or get out LOL

Enjoiyourlife · 08-21-2008, 09:24 AM

+1 hell no.

cn555ic · 08-21-2008, 09:24 AM

if there going to lie on the hood, they better know that it constitutes sex to be had after...thats the only way a women should be allowed...

MBChariot · 08-21-2008, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Copa

Had the car for about a month now. Already 3 girls have lied on my hood.

Im not sure what to say once they start lying on it. Obvisouly, I'm afraid for the car but at the same time, it's a lovely sight.

My question is; do you let girls lie on your hood ?

Granted I am married and my wife would never think to get on my hood. Even when I was single (a decade ago) I had girls that wanted to "lean up" against my car and I was always quick to say "if you want to sit I can find a bench", and that was on my '95 Civic.

dmboone25 · 08-21-2008, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cn555ic

if there going to lie on the hood, they better know that it constitutes sex to be had after...thats the only way a women should be allowed...

xsb00st · 08-21-2008, 09:27 AM

Depends...

gonzo · 08-21-2008, 09:29 AM

Are the lamp washers heated on that model?

They are a bit like cats you know.

gravediggingaditch · 08-21-2008, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by xs*****

Depends...

Fantastic. . . .

and no - not on my hood.

Copa · 08-21-2008, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cn555ic

if there going to lie on the hood, they better know that it constitutes sex to be had after...thats the only way a women should be allowed...

The 1st one that lied on it, I was 98% sure she was going to put out.
So here we are, drunk at my place. She's with her friend. And its time to leave or stay.

I ask "So you guys sleeping over?" The one that had a boyfriend says;

"It'll be better if I went home" fair enough.

The single one says "Im doing whatever she is doing".

WHAT ! Can't beleive I let her on the car.

<Call cab, speed dial #1>

roadkillrob · 08-21-2008, 09:57 AM

I wish I had your problem!

cliverman · 08-21-2008, 09:59 AM

dmboone25 · 08-21-2008, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Copa

The 1st one that lied on it, I was 98% sure she was going to put out.
So here we are, drunk at my place. She's with her friend. And its time to leave or stay.

I ask "So you guys sleeping over?" The one that had a boyfriend says;

"It'll be better if I went home" fair enough.

The single one says "Im doing whatever she is doing".

WHAT ! Can't beleive I let her on the car.

<Call cab, speed dial #1>

Escort to the door quickly....you are never sitting on my hood again....

Quote:

Originally Posted by cliverman

+1

Tag · 08-21-2008, 10:12 AM

I had one girl say my hood was sexy and she sat her butt just above the kidney grills. My heart just about sank and I quickly grabbed her hand and pulled her off. I punished her later...

cn555ic · 08-21-2008, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Copa

The 1st one that lied on it, I was 98% sure she was going to put out.
So here we are, drunk at my place. She's with her friend. And its time to leave or stay.

I ask "So you guys sleeping over?" The one that had a boyfriend says;

"It'll be better if I went home" fair enough.

The single one says "Im doing whatever she is doing".

WHAT ! Can't beleive I let her on the car.

<Call cab, speed dial #1>

those are bonafide Cock-teasers for sure!! Next time let them ride the bus!

asdflkijd · 08-21-2008, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danniexi

hell no. my girl is actually more careful with the car than i am.

i sorta freak out when i see someone sitting or laying on my car. yeah im paranoid

+1

simp0man · 08-21-2008, 11:54 AM

Hell no, unless she is really rich and buys me a better hood.

txusa03 · 08-21-2008, 12:00 PM

very simple, no pics = did not happen

3 times and nothing to show for it

OO---OO · 08-21-2008, 12:28 PM

yes, i totally hate it when im coming out of the mall and theres like 3 chix in bikinis on my hood beggin for the cack.

will deffinately read this thread again!

1clean335i · 08-21-2008, 12:35 PM

i get hand prints and butt prints on my fenders and hood from time to time

no laying on the hood though... thats a little overboard.

ZJP · 08-21-2008, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cn555ic

if there going to lie on the hood, they better know that it constitutes sex to be had after...thats the only way a women should be allowed...

Agreed.

08-21-2008, 09:15 AM	#1
Copa New Member 5 Rep 16 Posts Drives: 335I Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Ottawa iTrader: (0)	Ladies, my hood is not a bed. Had the car for about a month now. Already 3 girls have lied on my hood. Im not sure what to say once they start lying on it. Obvisouly, I'm afraid for the car but at the same time, it's a lovely sight. My question is; do you let girls lie on your hood ? __________________ '08 335i
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Whostheboss Captain 410 Rep 841 Posts Drives: a 9incher Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: No. Virginia U.S.A. iTrader: (0)	They always want to rub the leather, i let a couple sit in the hood, now ive got scratches, never letting anyone lay or sit on the hood again.... get in the passenger sit or get out LOL __________________ WHO'S THE BOSS
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Enjoiyourlife Sensei 52 Rep 1,054 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: San Diego iTrader: (3)	+1 hell no. __________________
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cn555ic 441 Rep 18,331 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: US iTrader: (6)	if there going to lie on the hood, they better know that it constitutes sex to be had after...thats the only way a women should be allowed...
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xsb00st Lieutenant Colonel 185 Rep 1,640 Posts Drives: Slow Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Earth iTrader: (21)	Depends...
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gonzo Lieutenant General 10187 Rep 14,392 Posts Drives: as many as possible Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TeXXXas iTrader: (0)	Are the lamp washers heated on that model? They are a bit like cats you know. __________________ Crazy Diamond
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Tag this is the way 18117 Rep 8,511 Posts Drives: N-1 starfighter Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Chicago iTrader: (3)	I had one girl say my hood was sexy and she sat her butt just above the kidney grills. My heart just about sank and I quickly grabbed her hand and pulled her off. I punished her later...
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simp0man Not looking 2 SPEED, just looking GOOD 45 Rep 2,516 Posts Drives: 07 328i Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Stockton, Ca iTrader: (1) Garage List 2007 328i [0.00]	Hell no, unless she is really rich and buys me a better hood. __________________
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txusa03 Major General 548 Rep 6,563 Posts Drives: TS330iPPSP6MT Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet Earth iTrader: (3)	very simple, no pics = did not happen 3 times and nothing to show for it __________________ under construction!
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OO---OO Nekid Bandit 10 Rep 292 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: USA iTrader: (0)	yes, i totally hate it when im coming out of the mall and theres like 3 chix in bikinis on my hood beggin for the cack. will deffinately read this thread again!
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