So I got this email...(NSFW)

TMNT · 12-16-2008, 10:41 AM

This is what is said:

Oh, Oh ...................

Oops.................

Telling Husband you're going out for the night with the 'Girls'... $0.00
Red Leather Jacket for night out with the 'Girls'... $200.00
Car wash and Wax... $20.00
Getting a Radar photo speeding ticket while out with the 'Girls'. $150.00

Having Husband open the Mailed Radar Photo citation, and seeing you with another man's dick in your hands........

Greeney · 12-16-2008, 10:51 AM

Hilarious!

Year's_End · 12-16-2008, 10:54 AM

fuckin skank

aut0sh0cker · 12-16-2008, 10:58 AM

uhhhhhh........ ? words cannot express how funny that is!!!!!!!

darkphantom · 12-16-2008, 11:11 AM

LOL wow, I'm hoping that that IS her boyfriend...or else she'd be screwed!

Tondtar · 12-16-2008, 11:15 AM

I wonder if there is a Traffic School course for that one?

Tondtar · 12-16-2008, 11:17 AM

BTW, in the court, she can always claim that she was reaching for the stick shift and her man is a perv practical joker

darkphantom · 12-16-2008, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tondtar

BTW, in the court, she can always claim that she was reaching for the stick shift and her man is a perv practical joker

*nods* or she can just pay the red light ticket and avoid the embarrassment?

bsamoul · 12-16-2008, 12:00 PM

LOL

e90-4aj · 12-16-2008, 12:00 PM

funny!!

asdflkijd · 12-16-2008, 12:17 PM

Fucking Slut

Speedtrap · 12-16-2008, 01:16 PM

Great one mate

uabimmer · 12-16-2008, 01:24 PM

made me laugh :lol;

chrisE92 · 12-16-2008, 01:40 PM

hahaha best thing i've seen all day

I335 · 12-16-2008, 01:55 PM

...and you thought driving while talking on the cell phone was bad...

danniexi · 12-16-2008, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tondtar

BTW, in the court, she can always claim that she was reaching for the stick shift and her man is a perv practical joker

did she mod the car? looks like a SSK.

DougLikesBMW · 12-16-2008, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danniexi

did she mod the car? looks like a SSK.

ahahah

Scorpion · 12-16-2008, 02:46 PM

Hahaha

bmstyle71 · 12-16-2008, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danniexi

did she mod the car? looks like a SSK.

Lol this one is an extra short SSK haha gets the job done in half the time too.

Weaselboy · 12-17-2008, 12:56 PM

That guy is missing a bucket of popcorn.

MadDog · 12-17-2008, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Weaselboy

That guy is missing a bucket of popcorn.

Ahh, yes, the Popcorn Trick....

darkphantom · 12-17-2008, 01:10 PM

you mean the box?

"Dick in a box!"

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12-16-2008, 11:11 AM	#5
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Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1072 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	BTW, in the court, she can always claim that she was reaching for the stick shift and her man is a perv practical joker
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12-16-2008, 12:00 PM	#9
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12-16-2008, 01:55 PM	#15
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12-17-2008, 12:56 PM	#20
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12-17-2008, 01:10 PM	#22
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