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      12-16-2008, 08:55 PM   #1
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Ricer joke of the day!


I got this from another forum I lurk on. Too funny to pass up.

http://www.team-integra.net/forum/di...TopicID=252077


It's Tuesday, I figured it would be nice to have a laugh or 2.
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      12-16-2008, 09:00 PM   #2
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I got this from another forum I lurk on. Too funny to pass up.

http://www.team-integra.net/forum/di...TopicID=252077


It's Tuesday, I figured it would be nice to have a laugh or 2.

Where's the ugly girl?
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      12-16-2008, 09:02 PM   #3
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at least he is creative
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      12-16-2008, 09:03 PM   #4
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Where's the ugly girl?
On a break.
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      12-16-2008, 09:05 PM   #5
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wow....this is either the dumbest fucking thing i have ever seen, or the most genius, i havent decided yet.... and why do you have to yell the directions? (ALL CAPS !!!!)
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      12-16-2008, 09:32 PM   #6
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talk about fucking ghetto
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      12-16-2008, 09:34 PM   #7
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It's ghetto but I admit it worked though lol. Turned out alright considering you want to turn it stock later or something.
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      12-16-2008, 09:35 PM   #8
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ya we'll see wut he thinks of it once the weather tears it to shreds
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yeah lmao i just saw that it actually goes around teh whole tail light. It'll definately start tearing here and there. Would be a big hassle actualy to have to keep taking it back on and off to fix it.
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lmao!!! Oh man, too funny, gotta see how that reacts to weather...
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      12-16-2008, 09:44 PM   #11
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I hate when people put Drift Charms (little toys hanging from their car) on a FWD car that cant drift lmao
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LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!! i didn't even know people would get that desperate to TINT there taillights, btw whats hanging down from the license plate ? looks like a like lucky charm bracelet
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hmm what happens when the pantyhose rips?? ahah
why not just buy the tint layout itself or atleast buy tint and cut out a layout yourself, but pantyhose?? c'mon thats really stupid sorry
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hmm what happens when the pantyhose rips?? ahah
why not just buy the tint layout itself or atleast buy tint and cut out a layout yourself, but pantyhose?? c'mon thats really stupid sorry

I agree, just go spend whatever, $5/can?

I can only imagine the reaction when people ask how he tinted his tail lights.
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looks like a used one too.
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maybe the man was just hit really hard by the economic recession
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eh, lol I think it was before the recession....
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looks like a used one too.
Maybe from the model chick.....

lol at the reply about recession...
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Maybe from the model chick.....

lol at the reply about recession...
You think such ricers can get pantyhoes from model? I afraid those might belong to his sister or mom.
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You think such ricers can get pantyhoes from model? I afraid those might belong to his sister or mom.
Haha, I meant from that asian model chick from the body builder's website...
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Haha, I meant from that asian model chick from the body builder's website...
o_O... I was this close - to forget about her!
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o_O... I was this close - to forget about her!
Sorry!

Sleep with the night light on maybe?

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