Would you dump a lady who farts like this all the time?

The_Blob · 12-18-2008, 12:50 AM

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You are in a long term relationship and suddenly a lady of yours starting farting like crazy. Would you dump her for her non-stop farting for weeks and months or would you try to figure a solution to her farting problem by a medical specialist (gastroenterologist).

TK-421 · 12-18-2008, 12:52 AM

She's not hot, so it wouldn't be worth the effort. If she was hotter and quiefing, then that may be a different story.

endofanera7 · 12-18-2008, 12:53 AM

ok that girl needs to take a shit

The_Blob · 12-18-2008, 12:54 AM

We're not here to judge her looks but the fact that she's farting like crazy.

DougLikesBMW · 12-18-2008, 01:23 AM

I sure would, only I am allowed to fart like that, lol...but it's because of the protein shakes...and never in front of the girlfriend.

Bimmer Nerd · 12-18-2008, 01:38 AM

damn, i think my room started stinking after i saw that video. ugh disgusting, i wouldn't even keep a long term relationship if someone farted THAT much, specially in public.
that was so disgusting i got chills in my body.

radix · 12-18-2008, 01:57 AM

Alright, who's the Brazilian fart porn freak that voted no?

jhv · 12-18-2008, 02:07 AM

how the fuck did you get around to that video

endofanera7 · 12-18-2008, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by anmcguire

Alright, who's the Brazilian fart porn freak that voted no?

It's jh_valley.

Rick Hunter · 12-18-2008, 02:11 AM

Disturbingly, I was hoping to see some follow through in that video.

jhv · 12-18-2008, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by endofanera7

It's jh_valley.

no way man im not that gross

radix · 12-18-2008, 02:27 AM

Vagina Shack

DougLikesBMW · 12-18-2008, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by anmcguire

Vagina Shack

lol...wrong thread

endofanera7 · 12-18-2008, 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anmcguire

Vagina Shack

Quote:

Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

lol...wrong thread

haha!

radix · 12-18-2008, 02:44 AM

I know, IDIFTL!

Mu Mu · 12-18-2008, 05:15 AM

Fvckin sick chick, quifing on you tube trying to get celebrity status! Has she not heard of laxatives, or better yet; custer oil?

Blardy Gross if you ask me!

edit: @ OP, yeah I would dumb a broad who farts like rice burner!

NYBMW335 · 12-18-2008, 06:17 AM

That's just nasty.For God sakes go take a Dump.
If this was such a problem, then why would you turn off the volume of the game so we can hear the fart. That's just nasty, and then she spreads her cheeks on top of that.

Damn. Go to a doctor.

Alias · 12-18-2008, 08:04 AM

her facial expressions are top notch

BoostedBMW · 12-18-2008, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by DougLikesBMW

I sure would, only I am allowed to fart like that, lol...but it's because of the protein shakes...and never in front of the girlfriend.

What kind of protein? You need to switch to one with digestive enzymes in it. They help out a lot with cutting down on the toxic farts. I now use mostly ON and Dymatize, but when I use to take EAS I was a lethal weapon.

As far as the OP goes I would kick that bitch out after the second fart like that. One time would be forgiveable, but I couldn't tolerate anymore after that. BTW, how the hell did you find that video? Ahh, there is nothing like sitting up late on your computer searching youtube for fart clips. You may want to check out 2girls1cup if this if that's your thing.

Los Angeles · 12-18-2008, 10:17 AM

@ 1:55 she starts gagging from her own farts.

Alias · 12-18-2008, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by BoostedBMW

What kind of protein? You need to switch to one with digestive enzymes in it. They help out a lot with cutting down on the toxic farts. I now use mostly ON and Dymatize, but when I use to take EAS I was a lethal weapon.

As far as the OP goes I would kick that bitch out after the second fart like that. One time would be forgiveable, but I couldn't tolerate anymore after that. BTW, how the hell did you find that video? Ahh, there is nothing like sitting up late on your computer searching youtube for fart clips. You may want to check out 2girls1cup if this if that's your thing.

Dymatize FTW

Speedtrap · 12-18-2008, 01:09 PM

Thats gross man...feels like her shit is half way out...

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endofanera7 Major General 514 Rep 5,392 Posts Drives: 08 JB E92 M3 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Bay Area, CA iTrader: (16) Garage List 2018 Porsche GT3 [9.50]	ok that girl needs to take a shit
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12-18-2008, 12:54 AM	#4
The_Blob Second Lieutenant 479 Rep 298 Posts Drives: 2008 E92 335i Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	We're not here to judge her looks but the fact that she's farting like crazy.
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12-18-2008, 01:23 AM	#5
DougLikesBMW Fapmin 399 Rep 2,660 Posts Drives: '03 E46 330Ci Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Plano, Texas iTrader: (0)	I sure would, only I am allowed to fart like that, lol...but it's because of the protein shakes...and never in front of the girlfriend.
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Bimmer Nerd Major General 519 Rep 7,789 Posts Drives: 6MT F80 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Santa Monica, CA iTrader: (12)	damn, i think my room started stinking after i saw that video. ugh disgusting, i wouldn't even keep a long term relationship if someone farted THAT much, specially in public. that was so disgusting i got chills in my body.
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12-18-2008, 01:57 AM	#7
radix you know he kills little girls like you 388 Rep 892 Posts Drives: - Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: - iTrader: (0)	Alright, who's the Brazilian fart porn freak that voted no?
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12-18-2008, 02:07 AM	#8
jhv Lieutenant General 1699 Rep 17,304 Posts Drives: G80 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	how the fuck did you get around to that video
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Rick Hunter Skull Squadron Leader 304 Rep 2,031 Posts Drives: '07 M Coupé & '16 435xi GCoupé Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Emerald City iTrader: (20)	Disturbingly, I was hoping to see some follow through in that video. __________________
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12-18-2008, 02:27 AM	#12
radix you know he kills little girls like you 388 Rep 892 Posts Drives: - Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: - iTrader: (0)	Vagina Shack
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12-18-2008, 02:44 AM	#15
radix you know he kills little girls like you 388 Rep 892 Posts Drives: - Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: - iTrader: (0)	I know, IDIFTL!
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12-18-2008, 05:15 AM	#16
Mu Mu First Lieutenant 7 Rep 353 Posts Drives: BMW 330i Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Johannesburg iTrader: (0)	Fvckin sick chick, quifing on you tube trying to get celebrity status! Has she not heard of laxatives, or better yet; custer oil? Blardy Gross if you ask me! edit: @ OP, yeah I would dumb a broad who farts like rice burner!
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12-18-2008, 06:17 AM	#17
NYBMW335 Lieutenant 11 Rep 420 Posts Drives: BMW 335i jet black/black Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NYC iTrader: (1)	That's just nasty.For God sakes go take a Dump. If this was such a problem, then why would you turn off the volume of the game so we can hear the fart. That's just nasty, and then she spreads her cheeks on top of that. Damn. Go to a doctor.
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12-18-2008, 08:04 AM	#18
Alias dork 38 Rep 477 Posts Drives: //M Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: so cal iTrader: (3)	her facial expressions are top notch
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12-18-2008, 10:17 AM	#20
Los Angeles Steve Forte Rio 149 Rep 2,393 Posts Drives: 08' 328i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: 90036 iTrader: (0)	@ 1:55 she starts gagging from her own farts.
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12-18-2008, 01:09 PM	#22
Speedtrap Lieutenant Colonel 57 Rep 1,798 Posts Drives: A very fast car :) Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: London iTrader: (0)	Thats gross man...feels like her shit is half way out... __________________
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