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I have sharted | 46 | 60.53% | |
I have never sharted | 26 | 34.21% | |
I have never sharted but always wanted to try. | 4 | 5.26% | |
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08-17-2010, 07:23 PM | #1 |
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Sharted...
I just sharted right now, for the 1st time ever. Not the proudest moment of my life.
I had some heavy drinking last night and ate some chili for lunch today. I was sitting in front of the computer and felt an explosive fart coming. You know those that charges up like a jet turbine and explode out of your ass like a air bazooka gun? Ya 1 of those, and I love those, cuz it feels good. So I got my ass all half raised and ready for the launch and fucking BOOM...misfire...misfire...it felt like my ass just barfed. fucking huge amounts of doo doo all over my shorts, balls, thighs, it fucking sucks. I just got done cleaning up, just thought I come on here to let you guys know what my experience was for my first shart. Go vote on the poll, I made it private, so you can vote honestly. How many of you have ever sharted? |
08-17-2010, 07:30 PM | #3 |
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Lol who hasn't sharted? I have a couple times, when I was younger, but nothing as big or disgusting as yours rofl. Had a few other close calls though.
Those hot air farts always worry me. Man that is fucking sick, on your balls and thighs, good god. |
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08-17-2010, 07:51 PM | #5 |
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OK, on a related topic, have you ever noticed the incredible amount of fluid the meniscus of your ass cheeks can hold before it gets to your drawers? Just sayin I would have swore I was gonna need to go home and change only to find my underwear were unscathed...
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08-17-2010, 09:36 PM | #9 |
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08-17-2010, 09:56 PM | #10 |
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If I have any reason to believe a shart is coming, I will hold in the fart until I am at a toilet. 9 times out of 10 it's just air, but better safe than sorry
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08-17-2010, 10:17 PM | #11 |
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08-18-2010, 09:01 AM | #16 |
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Guy at work sharted the other day. We were all sitting around Bs'ing and he reared up to let one go. The look on his face when the wetness hit was priceless. He did the duck walk across the parking lot for about 100 yards and then proceeded for the bathroom. He walks back outside with his underwear in a bag and tosses them into them dumpster.
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08-18-2010, 09:45 AM | #18 |
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OP - that's NOT a shart! That's a "you shit your pants" moment!
A shart is a little poo that sneaks out with your fart and leaves a skidmark. Anything more and it's a crap. I thought I sharted while riding my motorcycle once. Had an hour ride home with a feeling like warm poop in my shorts. Got home and my undies were clean... weird. |
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08-18-2010, 02:55 PM | #20 |
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Lol i love seeing a Samwoo post, i almost sharted when I laughed about you sharting.
the China breakfast place was the best one tho... |
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