Gloss Meter

09-03-2010, 01:20 PM

KopplinControls.com

Feyd · 09-03-2010, 01:33 PM

Seriously, if you are going to spam, at least spam with some type of legible image. FYI, just because you read a photoshop book doesn't mean you are a graphic designer, so you might try to sub that bit out.

1. I count 6-7 different fonts.
2. You need to put the xbox controller down and get your mind out of Splinter Cell mode. Just because it looks cool in your video game, doesn't mean it transfers well to a sell sheet.
3. A lens flare, really? Is that supposed to be a projector? Hologram? Nice.

Oh, and hire an industrial designer. That shit looks like it was made in 1982.

Vanity · 09-03-2010, 01:35 PM

I don't even...

lopealle · 09-03-2010, 01:43 PM

what is that thing?

Vanity · 09-03-2010, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lopealle

what is that thing?

I know right?

Failed advertisement.

radix · 09-03-2010, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lopealle

what is that thing?

this guy. apparently he just glossed over the op.

len56 · 09-03-2010, 02:37 PM

0101010101001010100101101010000111010100101001101

lol

wtf?

and what does it do?

i'll make you more proper flyer for 100 bucks :P

and we should leave this up. best worst spam ever!

radix · 09-03-2010, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by len56

0101010101001010100101101010000111010100101001101

lol

wtf?

and what does it do?

i'll make you more proper flyer for 100 bucks :P

and we should leave this up. best worst spam ever!

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CIGARGUY · 09-03-2010, 03:24 PM

So, let's say it's a legit product. Why would I need to measure the gloss of anything? Couldn't I look at something and determine if it's glossy? I mean, my car's paint has a lot of gloss to it. Sandpaper? Not so much gloss there. Seems like I can do this for myself so I'm gonna have to pass on one of your gloss meter do-hickeys.

Kensta335 · 09-03-2010, 03:34 PM

In for 1.

jlstyle · 09-03-2010, 03:35 PM

What the fuck is this thing?
I can't read, I can't verify the image and I don't know what you are trying to do here.

radix · 09-03-2010, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIGARGUY

So, let's say it's a legit product. Why would I need to measure the gloss of anything? Couldn't I look at something and determine if it's glossy? I mean, my car's paint has a lot of gloss to it. Sandpaper? Not so much gloss there. Seems like I can do this for myself so I'm gonna have to pass on one of your gloss meter do-hickeys.

This device is mostly used by pimps to insure that their hoes' lip gloss is indeed poppin'.

CIGARGUY · 09-03-2010, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radix

This device is mostly used by pimps to insure that their hoes' lip gloss is indeed poppin'.

This would make sense. Most pimps can't see past the bling from all of their bling so they would need to rely on such a device. It's like braille for them. Great idea.

Dan in PA · 09-03-2010, 09:05 PM

I'll take one. Here are my payment details:

VISA 92904504234523, CVV 846
SSN 218-46-3920

Edit: Oh no, everyone can see this?!?! HOW DO I DELETE THIS?!!!

Comet · 09-06-2010, 08:27 AM

Group Buy?

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Feyd Major 346 Rep 1,288 Posts Drives: a DEEZZULL Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Chicago, IL iTrader: (2)	Seriously, if you are going to spam, at least spam with some type of legible image. FYI, just because you read a photoshop book doesn't mean you are a graphic designer, so you might try to sub that bit out. 1. I count 6-7 different fonts. 2. You need to put the xbox controller down and get your mind out of Splinter Cell mode. Just because it looks cool in your video game, doesn't mean it transfers well to a sell sheet. 3. A lens flare, really? Is that supposed to be a projector? Hologram? Nice. Oh, and hire an industrial designer. That shit looks like it was made in 1982.
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len56 Private 351 Rep 85 Posts Drives: like a gentleman Join Date: May 2009 Location: CA iTrader: (0)	0101010101001010100101101010000111010100101001101 lol wtf? and what does it do? i'll make you more proper flyer for 100 bucks :P and we should leave this up. best worst spam ever! __________________ i love german cars
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CIGARGUY Second Lieutenant 20 Rep 290 Posts Drives: '06 e90 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Jeffersonville, IN (unfortunantly) iTrader: (3)	So, let's say it's a legit product. Why would I need to measure the gloss of anything? Couldn't I look at something and determine if it's glossy? I mean, my car's paint has a lot of gloss to it. Sandpaper? Not so much gloss there. Seems like I can do this for myself so I'm gonna have to pass on one of your gloss meter do-hickeys. __________________ Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
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jlstyle Lieutenant Colonel 355 Rep 1,762 Posts Drives: Porsche Panamera Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: USA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2014 Audi S7 [0.00] 2015 BMW X5 [0.00]	What the fuck is this thing? I can't read, I can't verify the image and I don't know what you are trying to do here.
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Dan in PA Captain 88 Rep 729 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: PA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2013 BMW Z4 sDrive35i [0.00]	I'll take one. Here are my payment details: VISA 92904504234523, CVV 846 SSN 218-46-3920 Edit: Oh no, everyone can see this?!?! HOW DO I DELETE THIS?!!! __________________ 2013 BMW Z4 sDrive35i\|DCT\|M-Sport\|iDrive\|Premium Sound\|Heated Seats\|Comfort Access\|PDC\|Deep Sea Blue\|Cream [At the port of exit awaiting a shipping vessel since 8/17/12]
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