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      06-18-2012, 03:32 PM   #23
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Don't ask how I know this but these ladies are HOT!
Ever been to a high end night club in NYC? odds aer that very attractive girl behind the counter who's tits you have been checking out and who's belly is so perfect you could spend hours drinking taquila from her belly button....is a dude.
Or was a dude.

But hey it's ok they are hot and thus it's ok. Now if you were hitting on some fatty boom batty,....then we would have to have a serious talk!

And someone get that girl a Big Mack! Her tits are gettign saggy!
So the question now is...... Even though he is now a she and you hook up does that make you gay? Remember that he might not have a penis anymore but the y chromosome is still there. Technically still a guy.
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      06-18-2012, 03:39 PM   #24
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ugh... damn you Sara.
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      06-18-2012, 03:49 PM   #25
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Would be interesting to see some graphs, I think that the rest of the world may be catching up as junk food becomes more readily available to the poor outside of the US.
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      06-18-2012, 03:50 PM   #26
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Maybe I should gain 7.
Nahhh You are just fine like that! lol
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      06-18-2012, 04:24 PM   #27
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Nah she needs a B(.)(.)B job! Stat!
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      06-18-2012, 05:55 PM   #28
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Nah she needs a B(.)(.)B job! Stat!
There's no meat to fill the pockets!

And thank you Sara, I just finished my dinner and see this.
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      06-19-2012, 03:30 PM   #29
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Worthless without pics! lol
Maybe I should gain 7.
Yeah, You should definitely go for 7...or 40 lol
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      06-19-2012, 03:32 PM   #30
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      06-19-2012, 03:51 PM   #31
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No she would look great with a set of nice C's on that body!
Yum yum and a bottle of rum!
And maybe a tan!
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      06-21-2012, 09:57 AM   #32
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I was listening to a radio station in Tucson one time and to make a long story short the lady said she was dating this guy for six years and he had no idea she was born a man. So the question I have was if he could not tell for six years than how many one night stands do you think you had with a woman that once maybe had a penis bigger than yours? So does it even change anything for a picture first?
That's because we've lost the ability to know what's biologically attractive. I'm hella turned off by chicks with a insanely strong jawline and flat waistine (bad waist-hip ratio) but if you actually go out in the real world, there are dumb men fawning over lousy shit, ignoring important biological cues of feminine health. And why? To a certain extent, dysgenics. The "average" women doesn't lose weight because she'll still get fucked, no problem. That's how sad we are, female sexual selection has gotten to a point where it's detrimental to the quality of kids we're having. Don't even get me started on plastic surgery. Severely altering imperfections and then having rubbish kids...
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      06-21-2012, 10:29 AM   #33
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Where food is abundant and money free-flowing, you'll have these issues. Also, our country is becoming less pedestrian. We have more roadways, parkways, highways and turnpikes caused by a lot of sprawl. We walk less and drive more. And we eat for recreation. We also eat before/after we eat....appetizers/desserts. Lol
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Incase you guys are interested, the entire The Weight of the Nation HBO series is available on iTunes for free, for a limited time.

http://itunes.apple.com/us/tv-season...on/id522478095
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