It sharts to get implessive... - BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum

///Matt · 09-26-2007, 07:53 PM

WTF?!

Who's heard this saying before? I was reading a car-for-sale ad, and the writer used this term... something along the lines of "... until you open the hood. This is where it sharts to get implessive..." .

It was not a typo, since the rest of his paragraph was flawless.

I think I remember hearing or reading this line before. Does anyone else remember it?

Spool · 09-26-2007, 07:59 PM

sharts = fart + shit...

that's all i know

///Matt · 09-26-2007, 08:08 PM

I know what sharts are..... I'm saying that I've heard this complete saying "Sharts to get implessive" before but can't think of where....

leejoobin · 09-26-2007, 08:21 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1989-...QQcmdZViewItem

///Matt · 09-26-2007, 08:24 PM

That's where I read it. I want to know where I seen it before that.

Nice try googling it, though.

leejoobin · 09-26-2007, 08:26 PM

thank you.
i tried.

Expired · 09-26-2007, 09:28 PM

This is where it starts to get impressive.. :P
He probably just likes messing with people.

-Nathan

///Matt · 09-26-2007, 09:41 PM

no, I've heard it or read it somewhere before.

j0hn · 09-26-2007, 10:09 PM

lmao

Cadillac Johnson · 09-27-2007, 12:56 AM

I've never heard of "shart" used to describe anything other than farting and some shit comes out. I cant say I've ever even heard the word "implessive"

Glad I could help!

schneid4323 · 09-27-2007, 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///Matt

It was not a typo, since the rest of his paragraph was flawless.

That has gotta be the dumbest thing youve ever said matt

///Matt · 09-27-2007, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schneid4323

That has gotta be the dumbest thing youve ever said matt

Yeah, ok. Thanks for the helpful input.

I'll take intelligence advice from you really seriously.

Gort · 09-27-2007, 03:31 PM

..this is where it sharts to get implessive... (Rush Hour 2 ?)

Bimmer335i07 · 09-27-2007, 03:46 PM

Matt are you messing with us?

Sharts to get implessive.
The 'h' on the keyboard is diagonal to the 't'

The 'l' on the keyboard is diagonal to the 'p'

If you are serious, maybe the guy didn't read while he was typing.

///Matt · 09-27-2007, 05:48 PM

Yes, H and T are diagonal to each other, but they are on opposite hands.... T is a right hand letter and H is a left hand letter. I'm certain he wrote it on purpose, and I'm certain it is a familiar phrase to me....

335iheLLraiseR · 09-27-2007, 05:52 PM

why don't you just contact the guy and ask him.....

533ogetnom · 09-27-2007, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///Matt

Yes, H and T are diagonal to each other, but they are on opposite hands.... T is a right hand letter and H is a left hand letter. I'm certain he wrote it on purpose, and I'm certain it is a familiar phrase to me....

not all people type that way, i know myself and many others who do not and never have used the traditional "index finger on the j and f" crap way of typing

on many words especially words like start where all the letters are centered on one side my hand will migrate to the other half of the board and both occupy the same 1/2 of the keyboard

in that case it is very easy to and i often do rearrange or type on instead of the other w/ t and h

its a typo

///Matt · 09-27-2007, 06:28 PM

No, it's not. But thanks for chiming in!

schneid4323 · 09-27-2007, 08:22 PM

Hi Matt,

IT'S A TYPO!

Thanks,
Reality

PS you probably heard it from someone making fun of an asian

spacedogg · 09-27-2007, 08:32 PM

Google: Did you mean: "shirts to get impressive"?

montreal_bimmer · 09-27-2007, 09:43 PM

you heard it from the movie ALONG CAME POLLY.... remember when theyre at the party then ben stillers buddy comes over and says "we have to get out of here, i just sharted!" funniest part of the movie.... besides the wipeout

ejazbmw · 09-27-2007, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schneid4323

Hi Matt,

IT'S A TYPO!

Thanks,
Reality

PS you probably heard it from someone making fun of an asian

did you ever post something that doesn't make you seem like a total dick?

09-26-2007, 07:53 PM	#1
///Matt United States Marine Drives: 2007 Dodge Ram 1500 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,749 iTrader: (8) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	It sharts to get implessive... WTF?! Who's heard this saying before? I was reading a car-for-sale ad, and the writer used this term... something along the lines of "... until you open the hood. This is where it sharts to get implessive..." . It was not a typo, since the rest of his paragraph was flawless. I think I remember hearing or reading this line before. Does anyone else remember it?
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09-26-2007, 07:59 PM	#2
Spool ****** Drives: A few Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: DC Metro Posts: 6,165 iTrader: (24)	sharts = fart + shit... that's all i know __________________ MKIV 6spd 1000hp Club

09-26-2007, 09:28 PM	#7
Expired Fanatic Drives: N/A Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Houston, Tx Posts: 175 iTrader: (0)	This is where it starts to get impressive.. :P He probably just likes messing with people. -Nathan __________________ People only know what you tell them. ►Only in ROFL Copter.◄

09-27-2007, 12:56 AM	#10
Cadillac Johnson Free taco with stolen base Drives: 335i? GTR? RS5? Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 639 iTrader: (0)	I've never heard of "shart" used to describe anything other than farting and some shit comes out. I cant say I've ever even heard the word "implessive" Glad I could help! __________________ *lllM*

09-27-2007, 03:46 PM	#14
Bimmer335i07 BK Employee of the month! / Moderator Drives: BMW 335i Sedan Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ... Posts: 15,780 iTrader: (9) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00]	Matt are you messing with us? Sharts to get implessive. The 'h' on the keyboard is diagonal to the 't' The 'l' on the keyboard is diagonal to the 'p' If you are serious, maybe the guy didn't read while he was typing. __________________ Sponsored by: Pics of the ---> Barbera Beast <--- Martino Auto Concepts (Like them on Facebook MAC) Factory Trained & Authorized by BMW of North America Matt@Camber-Toe (Like them on Facebook Camber-Toe) LuxAngelEyes (Like them on Facebook LuxAngelEyes) LTBMW (Like them on Facebook LTBMW) OEMconcepts (Like them on Facebook OEMconcepts)

09-26-2007, 08:08 PM	#3
///Matt United States Marine Drives: 2007 Dodge Ram 1500 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,749 iTrader: (8) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	I know what sharts are..... I'm saying that I've heard this complete saying "Sharts to get implessive" before but can't think of where....

09-26-2007, 08:21 PM	#4
leejoobin help Drives: 2006 BMW 325i Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: internet Posts: 110 iTrader: (1)	http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1989-...QQcmdZViewItem

09-26-2007, 08:24 PM	#5
///Matt United States Marine Drives: 2007 Dodge Ram 1500 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,749 iTrader: (8) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	That's where I read it. I want to know where I seen it before that. Nice try googling it, though.

09-26-2007, 08:26 PM	#6
leejoobin help Drives: 2006 BMW 325i Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: internet Posts: 110 iTrader: (1)	thank you. i tried.

09-26-2007, 09:41 PM	#8
///Matt United States Marine Drives: 2007 Dodge Ram 1500 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,749 iTrader: (8) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	no, I've heard it or read it somewhere before.

09-26-2007, 10:09 PM	#9
j0hn Expired Drives: Everyday Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 17,159 iTrader: (1)	lmao

09-27-2007, 03:31 PM	#13
Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto Drives: 135i Coupe Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: A Bipolar Planet Posts: 1,066 iTrader: (0)	..this is where it sharts to get implessive... (Rush Hour 2 ?)

09-27-2007, 05:48 PM	#15
///Matt United States Marine Drives: 2007 Dodge Ram 1500 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,749 iTrader: (8) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	Yes, H and T are diagonal to each other, but they are on opposite hands.... T is a right hand letter and H is a left hand letter. I'm certain he wrote it on purpose, and I'm certain it is a familiar phrase to me....

09-27-2007, 06:28 PM	#18
///Matt United States Marine Drives: 2007 Dodge Ram 1500 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,749 iTrader: (8) Garage List 2006 330i [0.00]	No, it's not. But thanks for chiming in!

09-27-2007, 08:22 PM	#19
schneid4323 Banned Drives: 335i, M6 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Dallas TX Posts: 1,135 iTrader: (0)	Hi Matt, IT'S A TYPO! Thanks, Reality PS you probably heard it from someone making fun of an asian

09-27-2007, 08:32 PM	#20
spacedogg Colonel Drives: Debadged Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 2,819 iTrader: (0)	Google: Did you mean: "shirts to get impressive"?

09-27-2007, 09:43 PM	#21
montreal_bimmer Major General Drives: E90 AW Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,501 iTrader: (6) Garage List 2006 325i [5.00]	you heard it from the movie ALONG CAME POLLY.... remember when theyre at the party then ben stillers buddy comes over and says "we have to get out of here, i just sharted!" funniest part of the movie.... besides the wipeout

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