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      09-06-2014, 05:10 PM   #903
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Pic of my most recent SO;







Make sure to notice which hand it is and take notes, gents.
It looks well moisturized
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      09-06-2014, 05:38 PM   #904
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Billup, given your clear artistic talents I am not surprised to see you are a lefty...
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      09-06-2014, 10:49 PM   #905
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Using the left frees up the right for the mouse. Also adds a stranger effect.
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      09-07-2014, 12:47 AM   #906
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      09-08-2014, 08:52 AM   #907
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Pic of my most recent SO;







Make sure to notice which hand it is and take notes, gents.
Hmmm...I am deeply concerned about the white spots I am seeing on your thumb and middle finger...have you checked for Raynaud's? This disease is more common in women, but you never know....

http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-c...s/con-20022916
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      09-08-2014, 09:01 AM   #908
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That's dried semen, but I really do appreciate your concern. Love my OT family.
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      09-09-2014, 03:04 PM   #909
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      09-09-2014, 05:27 PM   #910
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BenchRacerYo, meet Billup.
Billup, meet BenchRacerYo.



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      09-09-2014, 05:41 PM   #911
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hmm pity. well, have a great weekend everyone

i'll be reading Lups m4 blog
I was trying to find out why the hell I wrote haha here last week, and spotted this. Thanks, the blog got it's final entries in and next summer Canada is on my way.

Sorry Stealth for doing this again to you!
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      09-09-2014, 09:58 PM   #912
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I wouldn't come up here...not much to see.

I've heard Mexico is a fantastic place to visit though - particularly Ciudad Juarez which is a border town near El Paso, Texas as I understand - offers excellent quesadillas. You'll die for them. Honest.
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I wouldn't come up here...not much to see.

I've heard Mexico is a fantastic place to visit though - particularly Ciudad Juarez which is a border town near El Paso, Texas as I understand - offers excellent quesadillas. You'll die for them. Honest.
You mean "they're to die for." Get the delivery right!
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      09-09-2014, 10:56 PM   #914
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I wouldn't come up here...not much to see.

I've heard Mexico is a fantastic place to visit though - particularly Ciudad Juarez which is a border town near El Paso, Texas as I understand - offers excellent quesadillas. You'll die for them. Honest.
Uhhm... Juarez is the most dangerous city on earth outside of wherever ISIS is in the middle east. Not sure if I would venture there for the local cuisine.
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See what did I tell you? Txstyle completely missed the joke.
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      09-10-2014, 06:41 AM   #916
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BenchRacerYo, meet Billup.
Billup, meet BenchRacerYo.

We are both lefty's apparently, so it would just never work out between us two sadly.
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      09-10-2014, 07:02 AM   #917
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Uhhm... Juarez is the most dangerous city on earth outside of wherever ISIS is in the middle east. Not sure if I would venture there for the local cuisine.
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Billup, inspiration above? I ALMOST thought you had some for a second when I saw stick.
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      09-10-2014, 10:28 AM   #920
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Billup, inspiration above? I ALMOST thought you had some for a second when I saw stick.
I'm actually working on a piece right now. Just a matter of making time to get it finished.
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Well, at least the majority of the people here understood the humour in my sentence!

I can always count on TXStyle to take me gravely seriously. No matter what I say. Almost adds to the fun. I think he must be a very serious individual IRL?


And Lups - honest - I was only trying to helpfully broaden your horizons through new experiences. Like hiding in ditches from drug cartels, explosive diarrhea, Mexicans who do not understand the concept of personal space or hygiene, and wonderful quesadillas.

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      09-11-2014, 11:08 AM   #922
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      09-11-2014, 11:33 AM   #923
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      09-13-2014, 06:27 PM   #924
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Well, at least the majority of the people here understood the humour in my sentence!

I can always count on TXStyle to take me gravely seriously. No matter what I say. Almost adds to the fun. I think he must be a very serious individual IRL?


And Lups - honest - I was only trying to helpfully broaden your horizons through new experiences. Like hiding in ditches from drug cartels, explosive diarrhea, Mexicans who do not understand the concept of personal space or hygiene, and wonderful quesadillas.
Haha, I think I had enough south and Candy seems a bit allergic too!

I'm hitting polar beers next summer for sure!
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