A tribute to Chuck Norris.....

TurboFan · 01-22-2008, 10:03 PM

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

TurboFan · 01-22-2008, 10:04 PM

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

TurboFan · 01-22-2008, 10:05 PM

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

TurboFan · 01-22-2008, 10:05 PM

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

chrisE92 · 01-22-2008, 10:10 PM

chuck norris CAN believe its not butter

Expired · 01-22-2008, 10:30 PM

Chuck Norris believes that this thread should be closed, for even mentioning the name Chuck Norris is forbidden.

I have to deal with this stuff on WoW enough already..

-Nathan

Year's_End · 01-22-2008, 11:33 PM

Chuck Norris jokes still? Thought that was over like a year or two ago...I liked the chin fist one lol

e46e92love · 01-22-2008, 11:36 PM

Jason, its official, you got way too much free time on your hands

The_AMG_Hunter · 01-22-2008, 11:38 PM

chuck noriss rolls balls

jhv · 01-22-2008, 11:53 PM

chuck norris ordered a big mac at burger king and got one

jhv · 01-22-2008, 11:53 PM

chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird

EOE90 · 01-22-2008, 11:55 PM

chuck norris doesnt tell you what time it is, he decides what time it is

EOE90 · 01-22-2008, 11:57 PM

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

EOE90 · 01-22-2008, 11:58 PM

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano

NaTuReB0Y · 01-22-2008, 11:59 PM

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee........

EOE90 · 01-22-2008, 11:59 PM

When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."

EOE90 · 01-23-2008, 12:00 AM

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.

bobloblaw · 01-23-2008, 12:01 AM

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

EOE90 · 01-23-2008, 12:02 AM

Chuck Norris can fry ants with a magnifying glass. At night.

EOE90 · 01-23-2008, 12:04 AM

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

NaTuReB0Y · 01-23-2008, 01:22 AM

Even Jean Claude Van Dam can kick Chuck Norris's Ass.............

!Xoible · 01-23-2008, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee........

BL > CN for sure yo

Chuck norris can kiss my ass

01-22-2008, 10:03 PM	#1
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TurboFan Ski bum 317 Rep 6,198 Posts Drives: sideways Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Knee deep in the pow iTrader: (8)	Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. __________________ 1999 e46 328i Ti Silver / Black[retired] 2007 e90 335xi Jet Black / Black[retired] 2011 e70 X5 35d Vermillion Red / Cinnamon 2011 e92 M3 LeMans / Fox Red extended
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TurboFan Ski bum 317 Rep 6,198 Posts Drives: sideways Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Knee deep in the pow iTrader: (8)	Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. __________________ 1999 e46 328i Ti Silver / Black[retired] 2007 e90 335xi Jet Black / Black[retired] 2011 e70 X5 35d Vermillion Red / Cinnamon 2011 e92 M3 LeMans / Fox Red extended
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Expired Fanatic 99 Rep 175 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Houston, Tx iTrader: (0)	Chuck Norris believes that this thread should be closed, for even mentioning the name Chuck Norris is forbidden. I have to deal with this stuff on WoW enough already.. -Nathan __________________ People only know what you tell them. ►Only in ROFL Copter.◄
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01-22-2008, 11:33 PM	#7
Year's_End Lieutenant General 1138 Rep 12,444 Posts Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	Chuck Norris jokes still? Thought that was over like a year or two ago...I liked the chin fist one lol __________________ Past: '08 E92 335i\|ZPP\|ZSP\|6AT Past: '15 Mustang GT\|401A\|PP\|6MT Current: '20 Shelby GT350\|6MT
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e46e92love Brigadier General 236 Rep 3,303 Posts Drives: e92 ///M3; X3 (wife's) Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: The East Side of Things iTrader: (0)	Jason, its official, you got way too much free time on your hands __________________ "...it's not about the money and not about the brand of the car, it's about handling,performance and passion......And that, no other car has all together like an M3........when you talk about the most complete car the M is invincible." --Tony Kanaan.
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01-22-2008, 11:55 PM	#12
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EOE90 Colonel 130 Rep 2,429 Posts Drives: F15 Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Laker City iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 3 [0.00]	When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. __________________ E90 M3 -> F15 X5 M-Sport
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01-23-2008, 12:01 AM	#18
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01-23-2008, 12:02 AM	#19
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NaTuReB0Y Powered By 36DD 337 Rep 7,369 Posts Drives: 2006 E90 Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Inland Empire iTrader: (12)	Even Jean Claude Van Dam can kick Chuck Norris's Ass............. __________________ 2006 E90 330i Jet Black \| 20" WORK VS-XX \| FK452 \| H&R Sport on Koni Yellow \| REMUS QUAD
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