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Pimp Sues Nike for $100M
All you pistol wielding, bullet happy gun hippies need to reconsider your arsenal.
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02-17-2014, 09:51 AM | #2 |
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I only hope that a judge goes to visit him, laughs at him, then tells him to have fun in prison while telling him he doesn't have case.
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02-17-2014, 09:55 AM | #3 |
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I'm always dumbfounded when I see the stupid shit people try to file lawsuits over. What would this dumbass have done if the label was there, take his shoes off and stomp the guy out barefoot?
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02-17-2014, 09:59 AM | #4 |
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The mentality of people behind bars is so far above and beyond a conscious state, I wouldn't be afraid to assume inmates come up with ideas like this all the time after they are sentenced.
I guess if you can't beat the system, you might as well try your luck to mess with it a little bit as you start your 100 year sentencing. |
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02-17-2014, 10:21 AM | #6 |
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I personally think it's dumb he would sue Nike over this. But if the judge classified the shoes as a 'dangerous weapon' then I could see how he may possibly have a case, even though the shoes aren't what assaulted and injured the man.
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02-17-2014, 11:43 AM | #8 |
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02-17-2014, 02:36 PM | #11 |
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What about requiring the illegal labor to affix softer rubber to the soles so that they are less likely to cause harm?
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02-17-2014, 03:07 PM | #12 |
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This is exactly why only the police, and military should be allowed to own shoes! How many more innocent kids are going to have to get there heads stomped on, before we change the laws! Wake up people!
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02-17-2014, 03:23 PM | #13 |
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Wow I LOL'd...
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02-17-2014, 06:44 PM | #14 |
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA
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02-18-2014, 12:42 PM | #19 |
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I think he's doing this as a win / win scenario.
If the court sides with him, he gets 100Mil, If they side with Nike and say that the shoes are NOT a deadly weapon, his charge for assault with a deadly weapon could get thrown out.
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02-18-2014, 03:03 PM | #20 |
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^^
Just goes to show, not anyone can become a professional broker of the sexual acts trade with only prior experience in beating people to a pulp. You have to have at least 42 brain cells, as well. |
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02-18-2014, 04:09 PM | #21 |
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Yuu are probably more right than wrong, I have to give his lawyers credit for coming up with this tactic to win the case.
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02-20-2014, 09:51 AM | #22 |
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Even if he gets 100 mil, how would he ever spend it? Even if his behavior inside is impeccable, he'd still have to serve 2/3 of his sentence. That's 66 years minimum. I doubt that he's below 20. What's the point of 100 mil when u r 86?
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