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Hoops · 09-05-2008, 08:54 AM

Ive appeared in over 1,000 movies - so take your pick Helen!!!! I'll send you a personalised signed copy of my latest "release" just for you if you'd like??
Carlos - you are such a GIMP at times!!! You dont really need cash matey, just your card will suffice as all the pay tolls take cards and its much quicker and easier than fumbling with bloody euros. Its also hardly any different withdrawing cash from an ATM over there than it is getting it from your bank etc over here - cost is negligible. Im just taking cards.

E92Fan · 09-05-2008, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by bmwbailey

a personalised signed copy of my latest "release" ??
Carlos - you are such a GIMP ...

Um, am I the only one who's a bit worried here?? Steve's "release" (how the feck do you sign that?!!! Use your finger or something??!

) and Carlos as a gimp ???

Hoops · 09-05-2008, 08:59 AM

Thats a pretty gross thought Tone.... not me signing my name in my own bodily fluid but Carlos in a gimp mask!!! Bring out the Gimp!!!!

booforty · 09-05-2008, 09:00 AM

Carl, stay at home - its easier and less hassle

Hoops · 09-05-2008, 09:03 AM

Yes, but no fun for us lot!!!

dxb335d · 09-05-2008, 09:05 AM

Do you guys not want me to come?

beemerbird · 09-05-2008, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by E92Fan

Well, you've spoken like a true lady... splitting arses??!! Owwwwww...........

You've been talking to someone I know

Assuming Carlos is a 'virgin' then yes, the term 'splitting arses' was very appurtenant. Besides, I can be a lady WHEN I choose to be.

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Originally Posted by bmwbailey

Ive appeared in over 1,000 movies - so take your pick Helen!!!! I'll send you a personalised signed copy of my latest "release" just for you if you'd like??

Err, yes please Steve.

Hoops · 09-05-2008, 09:06 AM

PM me Helen and i promise not to disappoint!!!!

booforty · 09-05-2008, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

Do you guys not want me to come?

Carl the weekend is an adventure, you have to go with the flow. Stop pannicking and worrying about this and that. Pack your passport and everything will be fine

Hoops · 09-05-2008, 09:13 AM

Carlos, we are just teasing you and having fun - we are all gonna have a blast. It would not be the same without our little strawberry blonde chum along with us, now would it!!? Just dont forget all the items that Paulie has mentioned.
Oh, and also dont forget your gimp mask and anal intruder for all the night time activities!!!!!

E92Fan · 09-05-2008, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by bmwbailey

Oh, and also dont forget your gimp mask and anal intruder for all the night time activities!!!!!

If anyone comes near me with a gimp mask or an anal intruder, believe you me I'll show them what a real bodily intrusion feels like

booforty · 09-05-2008, 09:17 AM

Carl is looking forward to being "bummed by a man", he told me at UK6

willhollin · 09-05-2008, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by booforty

Carl is looking forward to being "bummed by a man", he told me at UK6

Yeah he has been watching videos on it.

dxb335d · 09-05-2008, 09:19 AM

You bunch of benders.

willhollin · 09-05-2008, 09:20 AM

One in the rectum, don't effect 'em.

Hoops · 09-05-2008, 09:21 AM

Oh this is hilarious - im actually sat here in my office, miserable weather outside, gloomy, dark, wet..... but im pissing myself laughing, i actually have real tears in my eyes!!! "Bummed by a man!"" - oh Paul you do make me laugh matey!!!

dxb335d · 09-05-2008, 09:22 AM

One up the bum, no harm done.

willhollin · 09-05-2008, 09:23 AM

Its all coming back to me now, who started the conversation about having a bird jam her thumb up their arse during sex?

Hoops · 09-05-2008, 09:25 AM

Ok Tony, we understand your aversion to matters of the bottom area.... but how about anal beads!!??? Im assuming also that youre not too keen on "felching" either then!!??

booforty · 09-05-2008, 09:25 AM

We aim to please

Hoops · 09-05-2008, 09:25 AM

Anyone else notice how quiet Helens gone all of a sudden!!!!???

E92Fan · 09-05-2008, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by bmwbailey

Ok Tony, we understand your aversion to matters of the bottom area.... but how about anal beads!!??? Im assuming also that youre not too keen on "felching" either then!!??

Steve, I'm fecking leaving you at the petrol station...!!!

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Hoops Brigadier General 272 Rep 3,658 Posts Drives: E70 X5 xDrive35d M Sport Join Date: May 2008 Location: Chigwell, Essex iTrader: (5) Garage List 2011 BMW S1000RR Sport [10.00] 2009 E92 M3 DCT [0.00] 2010 Range Rover Sport [0.00] 54 Plate E46 M3 CSL [0.00]	Carlos, we are just teasing you and having fun - we are all gonna have a blast. It would not be the same without our little strawberry blonde chum along with us, now would it!!? Just dont forget all the items that Paulie has mentioned. Oh, and also dont forget your gimp mask and anal intruder for all the night time activities!!!!! __________________ E70 X5 xDrive35d M Sport - Carbon Black - Panoramic Roof - 21" BMW Alloys - BMW Performance Gloss Black Grilles - LCi Rear Light Upgrade - BMW 4.8i Exhaust Trims
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