[Craigito]

I just had to share this before I started working (yes...on a Saturday )

Douchebag is tailgating me (typical Socal) as we get to the offramp from the freeway. I think the D.B. in question was driving a gold malibu, probably 2000model or something. AAAnyways, this offramp, which I love has a pretty long straight piece before a very tight radius at the intersection with the street. Needless to say, I take this turn rather quick (fun times ). So I'm on it pretty good and D.B. is STILL on my ass and I'm thinking, not a good choce bro...this could end badly for you. As we start to make the tight turn, I see him in my rearview starting to swerve way way way to far out right (it's a left hand turn) as we get to the intersection. I look over and he has jumped the curb and is out in the dirt and is riding this car like a bucking bronco trying to get control of it, dust flying everywhere. I was laughing so hard and the guy saw me (don't have my tint yet) and just was shaking his head. I owned a similar car (Pontiac Grand Am) and I knew this was innevitable. It's amazing how somebody can't keep their car on the road in beautiful sunny perfect weather. My first kill story against a Malibu! How pathetic

Oh well...Have a good weekend guys...GO CHARGERS!

[Uberdude328i]

I thought kill stories were a metaphor. You didn't have to run him off the road!

[ybbiz34]

Originally Posted by Craigito

I just had to share this before I started working (yes...on a Saturday )

Douchebag is tailgating me (typical Socal) as we get to the offramp from the freeway. I think the D.B. in question was driving a gold malibu, probably 2000model or something. AAAnyways, this offramp, which I love has a pretty long straight piece before a very tight radius at the intersection with the street. Needless to say, I take this turn rather quick (fun times ). So I'm on it pretty good and D.B. is STILL on my ass and I'm thinking, not a good choce bro...this could end badly for you. As we start to make the tight turn, I see him in my rearview starting to swerve way way way to far out right (it's a left hand turn) as we get to the intersection. I look over and he has jumped the curb and is out in the dirt and is riding this car like a bucking bronco trying to get control of it, dust flying everywhere. I was laughing so hard and the guy saw me (don't have my tint yet) and just was shaking his head. I owned a similar car (Pontiac Grand Am) and I knew this was innevitable. It's amazing how somebody can't keep their car on the road in beautiful sunny perfect weather. My first kill story against a Malibu! How pathetic

Oh well...Have a good weekend guys...GO CHARGERS!

That was pretty good.

[jhv]

Originally Posted by Uberdude328i

I thought kill stories were a metaphor. You didn't have to run him off the road!

LOL funny story, pretty n00b mistake on his part

[DSe93]

HAHA.. I've done that to somebody before... but we were on go-karts!

[Craigito]

Originally Posted by DSe93

HAHA.. I've done that to somebody before... but we were on go-karts!

Haha..I didn't actually plan do it. He just wouldn't let up for some reason and just couldn't carry the speed.

[777ER]

What I like to do to idiots and ricers is this:
When they try to race me and I know there's a cop radaring up the highway...I set a trap by "giving in" to the race then let off the gas and brake down to the speed limit when the V1 radar strength goes to half.

Wait a few seconds and see a pissed off cop haul ass onto the ricer's ass!

Done this 3 times already

[karliejai]

Originally Posted by 777ER

What I like to do to idiots and ricers is this:
When they try to race me and I know there's a cop radaring up the highway...I set a trap by "giving in" to the race then let off the gas and brake down to the speed limit when the V1 radar strength goes to half.

Wait a few seconds and see a pissed off cop haul ass onto the ricer's ass!

Done this 3 times already

+1 haha