pickup line?

mpimping · 12-10-2008, 09:30 PM

You look familiar did I meet you on the train? if she says no ask her if she wants to get railed...

jhv · 12-10-2008, 09:35 PM

wtf

kabalm18 · 12-10-2008, 09:37 PM

Do you want my cock in your mouth or pussy? You choose!

Works like a charm!!!!

Sara · 12-10-2008, 09:39 PM

wow guys...wow

The only pick up line that actually made me start laughing was when a guy told me I had "nice shoes"...I just busted out laughing and actually it started a conversation.

kabalm18 · 12-10-2008, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

wow guys...wow

The only pick up line that actually made me start laughing was when a guy told me I had "nice shoes"...I just busted out laughing and actually it started a conversation.

Was he Homo?

Sara · 12-10-2008, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by kabalm18

Was he Homo?

No lol

deletedelete · 12-10-2008, 09:45 PM

lol pickup lines? That doesnt work. Use the truth, it works.

example: "Hi, I saw you over there and thought you looked real nice. Wanna go out and hang oneday and see what happens. I promise I wont make any sexual advances til you say so. Heres my number, call if you can...........and ill pick you up in my new bimmer!"

Okay I added the last bimmer part, lol, but the other lines i actually said once almost word for word and we went out and it was great. Who can honestly stand fake pickup lines or drama or any of that stuff? Not me. Any girls wanna chime in on the non-drama truth method?

solefald · 12-10-2008, 09:46 PM

excuse me, but you are standing on my dick

Amir87 · 12-10-2008, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by solefald

excuse me, but you are standing on my dick

TK-421 · 12-10-2008, 09:56 PM

Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see me in your pants.

TK-421 · 12-10-2008, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by solefald

excuse me, but you are standing on my dick

jhv · 12-10-2008, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by solefald

excuse me, but you are standing on my dick

HAHAHAHA

mpimping · 12-10-2008, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

wow guys...wow

The only pick up line that actually made me start laughing was when a guy told me I had "nice shoes"...I just busted out laughing and actually it started a conversation.

Did he say nice shoes or nice shoe wanna fuck?

endofanera7 · 12-10-2008, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by solefald

excuse me, but you are standing on my dick

ROFLMAO! Good one, will try it tomorrow!

Sara · 12-10-2008, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

Did he say nice shoes or nice shoe wanna fuck?

He said nice shoes, but I knew he meant nice shoes wanna fuck. He had that look about him...This was such a long time ago though. Im talking years and years ago back when I was a teenager.

endofanera7 · 12-10-2008, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

He said nice shoes, but I knew he meant nice shoes wanna fuck. He had that look about him...This was such a long time ago though. Im talking years and years ago back when I was a teenager.

JAILBAIT! Did you tell Chris about it?

Sara · 12-10-2008, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by endofanera7

JAILBAIT! Did you tell Chris about it?

Who's Chris?

endofanera7 · 12-10-2008, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Who's Chris?

Chris

Aija · 12-11-2008, 12:27 AM

In the bars, if i see a girl i like who is sitting off to the side...

I go up to her and say, "You look bored, so I am going to attempt on trying to hit on you"

mpimping · 12-11-2008, 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Who's Chris?

well, if you are in college then maybe it might work in the right setting but I think nice shoes is better and less crude...

radix · 12-11-2008, 12:29 AM

Hey baby, wanna buy yourself a drink? You have to say it in the voice of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs though...

in5ane_3 · 12-11-2008, 12:36 AM

Try giving her this present. Shit works like a charm.

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