snoring roomate...

asdflkijd · 12-13-2008, 05:46 AM

Should I smother him with my pillow? I find it most annoying when I'm up late working on my design projects and hes snoring his ass off, its not even the normal snore in snore out, it sounds like a fuckin lion.. maybe I should stuff my socks with pennies and.... nvm lol any suggestions?

deletedelete · 12-13-2008, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by asdflkijd

Should I smother him with my pillow? I find it most annoying when I'm up late working on my design projects and hes snoring his ass off, its not even the normal snore in snore out, it sounds like a fuckin lion.. maybe I should stuff my socks with pennies and.... nvm lol any suggestions?

Yeah, get full metal jacket on his ass! Didnt they use soap in the movie? Or use a clothes pin on his nose which will force him to breathe from his mouth. He probably wont even know.

asdflkijd · 12-13-2008, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Prowess Symphony

Yeah, get full metal jacket on his ass! Didnt they use soap in the movie? Or use a clothes pin on his nose which will force him to breathe from his mouth. He probably wont even know.

I want to like smear dog shit on his upper lip so that he never breathes from his nose again when he sleeps LOL

Hedges · 12-13-2008, 08:25 AM

I hear you can cure his snoring problems is by using one of your used smelly socks and just stuff it in his mouth when he's snoring!

Couch · 12-13-2008, 10:59 AM

By him breathe right nose strips for a Christmas present.

Razzy · 12-13-2008, 11:06 AM

Here

asdflkijd · 12-13-2008, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Razzy

Here

LOL

vachss · 12-13-2008, 12:25 PM

White noise generator and industrial ear guards (the kind they use for flagging in jets). Some combination of these two will let you sleep through a nuclear war.

san~man · 12-13-2008, 01:11 PM

He probably has sleep apnea and should get diagnosed.

If he refuses, try www.puresleep.com. Helped me

aut0sh0cker · 12-13-2008, 02:39 PM

just use some earplugs or noise canceling earphones... or a suppressed P22... you know, whatever works!

endofanera7 · 12-13-2008, 02:48 PM

Teabag him a couple of times.

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asdflkijd · 12-13-2008, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by endofanera7

Teabag him a couple of times.

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omfg that shit was hilarious LOL...

asdflkijd · 12-13-2008, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by aut0sh0cker

just use some earplugs or noise canceling earphones... or a suppressed P22... you know, whatever works!

then I wouldn't be able to wake up to my alarm clock

its hard enough to wake up to it with the extra noise..

aut0sh0cker · 12-13-2008, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by asdflkijd

then I wouldn't be able to wake up to my alarm clock

its hard enough to wake up to it with the extra noise..

then try the suppressed P22 with subsonic rounds... its probably quieter than your roommate's snoring, but much more lethal...

777ER · 12-13-2008, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by endofanera7

Teabag him a couple of times.

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jhv · 12-13-2008, 07:04 PM

shit on his face

Scimitar335i · 12-13-2008, 07:08 PM

have him sleep at an angle to open up his air ways. My friend has an unholy snore and that usually helps him.. or have him lose some weight with some fat free water

m2kev · 12-13-2008, 07:23 PM

I hate rooming with someone that snores! that was the worst!

Rick · 12-13-2008, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Scimitar335i

have him sleep at an angle to open up his air ways.

uh yeah... i can only imagine that conversation:

roommate 1: dude, you snore pretty loud at night. do you mind sleeping at an angle to open up your airways?

snoring roommate: yeah no problem man, i'll give it a shot. I might turn while sleeping, it happens from time to time... moving while sleeping that is.

roommate 1: well hey, if I see you move from your angular position, would it be cool if moved you back?

snoring roommate: yeah man, no worries.

(cut to first night...)

snoring roommate: alright man, goodnight, i'm gonna try that angle thing.

roommate 1: cool... goodnight, sweet dreams.

(5 minutes later...)

snoring roommate: CHRAAAA PHEWWWW, CHRAAAA PHEWWWW, CHRAAAA PHEWWWW, CHRAAAA PHEWWWW, CHRAAAA PHEWWWW, CHRAAAA PHEWWWW.

(snoring roommate is on his back, facing the ceiling - snoring the fuck away.)

(roommate 1 walks over to snoring roommate to turn him back to his angular positon)

roommate 1: (whispering) hey man, don't mind me i'm just turning you.

snoring roommate: why don't you climb in and spoon me at an angle?

jhv · 12-13-2008, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by rickc

uh yeah... i can only imagine that conversation:

roommate 1: dude, you snore pretty loud at night. do you mind sleeping at an angle to open up your airways?

snoring roommate: yeah no problem man, i'll give it a shot. I might turn while sleeping, it happens from time to time... moving while sleeping that is.

roommate 1: well hey, if I see you move from your angular position, would it be cool if moved you back?

snoring roommate: yeah man, no worries.

(cut to first night...)

snoring roommate: alright man, goodnight, i'm gonna try that angle thing.

roommate 1: cool... goodnight, sweet dreams.

(5 minutes later...)

snoring roommate: CHRAAAA PHEWWWW, CHRAAAA PHEWWWW, CHRAAAA PHEWWWW, CHRAAAA PHEWWWW, CHRAAAA PHEWWWW, CHRAAAA PHEWWWW.

(snoring roommate is on his back, facing the ceiling - snoring the fuck away.)

(roommate 1 walks over to snoring roommate to turn him back to his angular positon)

roommate 1: (whispering) hey man, don't mind me i'm just turning you.

snoring roommate: why don't you climb in and spoon me at an angle?

.

MadDog · 12-13-2008, 08:25 PM

Heard this ad on KCBS on the way to Lowes:

No More Snoring

Good Luck.

endofanera7 · 12-13-2008, 10:23 PM

Solve your problem tonight!

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