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      08-24-2010, 12:39 AM   #1
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I'd hit it, once she stops bleeding.
When did you start waiting for them to stop bleeding?

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When did you start waiting for them to stop bleeding?
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I'd hit it, once she stops bleeding.
Or, this is a perfect chance to pull off the ultra rare strawberry shortcake. Since domestic violence became frowned upon, this became one of the most difficult moves to pull off.
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Or, this is a perfect chance to pull off the ultra rare strawberry shortcake. Since domestic violence became frowned upon, this became one of the most difficult moves to pull off.
I am unsure of which social circles you run within but since when is domestic abuse frowned upon?

As for the strawberry shortcake, it doesn't count unless you're the one who made her nose bleed. The ingredients can be altered, and you're buddy, or her friend, can both punch her in the nose. But for it to count you must be inserted and pumping at the time of the punch.

Also, you're correct, I'd hit it from behind and just give her a towel for the blood (so I don't have to wash my sheets. Bitch blood is always such a tough stain to get out).
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I am unsure of which social circles you run within but since when is domestic abuse frowned upon?

As for the strawberry shortcake, it doesn't count unless you're the one who made her nose bleed. The ingredients can be altered, and you're buddy, or her friend, can both punch her in the nose. But for it to count you must be inserted and pumping at the time of the punch.

Also, you're correct, I'd hit it from behind and just give her a towel for the blood (so I don't have to wash my sheets. Bitch blood is always such a tough stain to get out).
hahaha, touche.
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I am unsure of which social circles you run within but since when is domestic abuse frowned upon?

As for the strawberry shortcake, it doesn't count unless you're the one who made her nose bleed. The ingredients can be altered, and you're buddy, or her friend, can both punch her in the nose. But for it to count you must be inserted and pumping at the time of the punch.

Also, you're correct, I'd hit it from behind and just give her a towel for the blood (so I don't have to wash my sheets. Bitch blood is always such a tough stain to get out).
but if she's already bleeding, you dont have to punch her as hard
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